After Leaving the Entertainment Industry, I Returned Home to Farm

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Ye An'an:

Your girl used to be in show business, the youngest member of a third-rate girl group. My promotional skills were top-notch: I could phone it in onstage, get my face photoshopped into films, and sing off-key on a regular basis. Then my company decided to put me on ice. With no other choice, I terminated my contract, went back to the countryside, and returned to my old trade.

There's land and a house in the countryside, and life is wonderful. Who knew that Jia Renlu would insist on tearing down my house and taking my land, driving me out of the village, dragging me into the Jia household, and forcing himself on me a hundred times! A hundred times!

Jia Renlu:

A System dropped out of the sky and insisted I help a woman return to show business, or else it would cut off my bloodline. But she's a hopeless case, refusing to leave the countryside. The mission is nowhere near completion, so all I can do is leave behind an heir before my bloodline gets cut off.

A story about a spirit-plant cultivator who settles in the countryside to farm and cultivate immortality.

Coming soon: "The Immortal Dad Descends to the Mortal Realm"

After the real daughter returned, Mu Tong, the Mu family's adopted daughter, was thrown out by the whole family, and the entire city laughed at her.

A man fell from the sky and landed on the hapless Mu Tong. Holding the flattened meat pie in his arms, he wailed, "Daughter, how did you die? Dad just found you! The family's billions in wealth are waiting for you to come back and manage them."

A company? An inheritance? Billions in wealth?

Mu Tong slowly came to, tears shining in her eyes. "Dad, you finally came for me."

The story that Mu Tong's biological father was a beggar swept through the city, and everyone was waiting to laugh at her.

But Mu Tong was bound to disappoint them. Her beggar dad really was rich, with money to burn.

One week later:

Mu Tong: Dad, I've had terrible luck lately. I choke when I drink, food gets stuck when I eat, and the car gets a flat tire whenever I ride in it...

Mu Zhou: Daughter, let me tell you a secret. I'm actually an immortal. You must have inherited my divine powers.

Mu Tong: ???

Mu Zhou pointed toward a stray dog in the distance. "Xiaotian Dog devours the sun and moon, and can also swallow the bad luck clinging to us Jinxes. Sleep with it for a month, and your bad luck will be gone."

Erlang Shen accidentally switched bodies with Xiaotian Dog. After descending to the mortal realm, he lost all his spiritual power and was bullied by a wicked woman.

After switching bodies back with Xiaotian Dog, Erlang Shen watched someone diligently taking care of the dog and grew green with jealousy. It seemed his own dog had stolen his girl!

Theme: Get rich through farming.