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Coming soon: A cute pet showbiz novel: "The Koi Baby Becomes a Showbiz Sensation by Blowing Bubbles"
Coming soon: A salty esports novel: "Watch Your Gun"
Coming soon: An ABO novel: "So You're a Little Omega Too"
Coming soon: A cute pet novel: "The Panda Cubs of the Taotie Family"
You can find them all on my author page.
The blurb for the next novel is first, followed by this novel's blurb.
"The Koi Baby Becomes a Showbiz Sensation by Blowing Bubbles" by Bie Tui Wo Ta
Ji Heng never believed in superstition,
but lately, things had gotten so strange he couldn't even find the door.
With nothing left to lose, he decided to toss in a wishing coin,
never expecting to reel in a little koi baby.
From then on, everything went smoothly, and good luck kept coming.
But then, one strange thing after another began to happen.
He had no idea which bold little star
kept sneaking into his office to steal snacks,
or why they wouldn't even leave behind his half-eaten takeout.
One day, he deliberately doubled back,
pinning the boy who hadn't had time to jump back into his fishbowl against a chair.
The naked boy blinked his big eyes at him.
"Master, I'm hungry."
Yu Yu's arrival opened up a whole new world for Ji Heng.
The little guy was not only sharp-tongued,
he could also see through all kinds of things Ji Heng couldn't.
It turned out his spoiled cousin was actually a panda spirit,
and the troublesome little idol who caused chaos everywhere was a fox in disguise.
The reason the company's top star couldn't beat the one next door
was that he was a chicken, while his rival was a weasel.
With Yu Yu around, everything went smoothly.
If only he didn't jump back into his fishbowl whenever he got mad.
One of the entertainment industry's ten most baffling events of the year:
How did Yu Yu become a sensation in such a short time?
He sang off-key, danced off-beat, and couldn't remember his lines.
A TV station sent a reporter out to the streets to find the answer.
Passerby A: What's so special about being able to sing, dance, and act?
Passerby B: When he lies, he blows adorable bubbles!
Passerby C: Bubbles in every color of the rainbow!
But just as Yu Yu was at the height of his fame, he suddenly vanished.
A year later, he returned with a baby in his arms who looked a lot like him.
The reporters who had waited so long swarmed him.
"Yu Yu, is this the child you had with President Ji?"
Yu Yu smiled confidently. "No, this is the baby we adopted."
The next second,
a familiar rainbow-colored bubble drifted slowly out of the swaddling clothes.
This novel's blurb:
The game "Last Guardians" took the world by storm as soon as it launched.
In the game, the rare little cuties flying through the sky, running on land, and swimming in the water
were so adorable they made players' hearts quiver.
But why did the zoo director in the game look more and more familiar?
He banged away on a little metal bowl, directing the baby animals in an orderly fashion.
"Mealtime! Line up by your number, and no cutting in line."
"Panda cub, stop staring at the meat. You can only eat bamboo leaves to clear your bowels."
"South China tiger, Far Eastern leopard, if you two fight again, you'll go straight to the time-out room."
"Golden snub-nosed monkey, don't think you can climb a tree to cut in line. You think your nanny can't see you?"
"Yangtze alligator, if you keep eyeing the terns and drooling, you'll get no dinner."
"Burmese roofed turtle, hurry up, or you won't get dinner next week either."
A laid-back idol so obscure he was practically falling apart
spent all day obsessed with a mysterious game console, wasting his life away.
The rare little animals in the game were so adorable they nearly melted his brain.
Then he discovered that every one of them had a miraculous special ability.
[Panda baby rubs against your leg. Cuteness skill unlocked.]
[Chinese crested tern sings at the top of its lungs. Singing skill UP.]
[Black-necked crane soars over the marsh. Dance skill acquired.]
[Milou deer looks at you with big, sad eyes. Pitiful look learned.]
[Darwin's fox steals beef from the South China tiger. Cunning skill maxed out.]
Overnight, Jin Li became one of the hottest stars in the entertainment industry.
Blockbuster IPs, international brands, and popular idols all flocked to him with offers to collaborate,
but he turned them all down without mercy.
There was no way he was going to work. He was hopelessly addicted to raising baby animals.
Delicious food! Pretty things! Fun stuff! Buy it all!
It wasn't until he checked his bank balance that he felt a stab of regret.
Damn! Wasn't this supposed to be a charity game?
Why was a virtual game taking money from his real-life account?
He dropped to his knees in front of an actor who hadn't gotten far yet.
"I'll take the script! As long as the money's good, I'll do anything!"
"We're both raising babies out here. You raise me, and I'll raise the little ones!"
The actor lowered his eyes, hiding the glint in them.
"Really... anything?"
Bonus scene:
Jin Li ran his fingers over the panda cub in his arms.
Looking at the cubs flying through the sky, running on land, and swimming in the water,
he felt as if his life had reached its peak.
Then someone wrapped their arms around him from behind.
Warm lips brushed against the root of his ear.
"Give me your fingers! Who told you to pet it?"
He relaxed, letting himself fall back into the other's arms.
"It's just a baby. What bad intentions could it have?"
"It's a giant panda. It's grown up now, so we need to keep our distance."
Please note:
1. Updates daily, with plenty of chapters in reserve, so read with confidence.
2. A sweet story about the daily life of raising baby animals.
3. A laid-back young star on the bottom, and a beautiful, unhinged man on top.
The top really is mentally ill, and the bottom is his cure.
Coming soon, next novel 1
"The Koi Baby Becomes a Showbiz Sensation by Blowing Bubbles" by Bie Tui Wo Ta
Ji Heng found a little koi baby,
but the snacks in his office kept disappearing for no reason.
Before he could catch whichever bold little star was responsible,
one strange thing after another began to happen.
Secretary A: President Ji, the investor is planning to add another eighty million in funding at the last minute!
Ji Heng: ?
Agent B: Duan Ning agreed to transfer to our company.
Ji Heng: ??
Ji's mother: The lottery ticket I got from you last time won! Two hundred million!
Ji Heng: ???
One day, he doubled back and pinned the boy who hadn't yet jumped back into his fishbowl against a chair.
The boy blinked his big eyes. "Master, I'm hungry."
One of the entertainment industry's ten most baffling events of the year:
How did Yu Yu become a sensation in such a short time?
He sang off-key, danced off-beat, and couldn't remember his lines.
A TV station sent a reporter out to the streets to find the answer.
Passerby A: What's so special about being able to sing, dance, and act?
Passerby B: When he lies, he blows adorable bubbles!
Passerby C: Bubbles in every color of the rainbow!
Just as Yu Yu was at the height of his fame, he suddenly vanished.
A year later, he reappeared with a little baby in his arms who looked a lot like him.
The reporters swarmed him.
"Yu Yu, is this the child you had with President Ji?"
Yu Yu smiled confidently. "No, this is the baby we adopted."
The next second, a familiar rainbow-colored bubble floated out of the swaddling clothes.
Coming soon, novel 2
"Watch Your Gun" [Esports]
A regular PCL scrimmage.
The same message popped up in the top-right corner of the screens of all sixty-four players in the game.
[Flight-Moon knocked down King-Sky with a 98K]
Laughter like thunder erupted from all sixteen bases. Today's show was starting again.
A bikini-clad game character bounced over to the person kneeling on the ground.
"No matter how awesome the sky is, the moon will always be above it."
"Little bro, how many times have I told you? Watch your gun, don't let it go off by accident."
Late at night, after a full day of training, Mu En yawned as he headed back to the dorm.
Before he could turn on the light, a shadow tackled him onto the bed.
The little wolf-dog nuzzled his ear and murmured, "Tell me, who's on top?"
Mu En stroked his head soothingly. "You're acting like a puppy. What happened to your social anxiety?"
"You're known as the social butterfly of PUBG, but you're just as inexperienced, aren't you?"
"Bullshit! Everyone loves me, flowers bloom when they see me, and grass..."
"Fuck! Watch your gun, don't..."
Moral: Protecting endangered wildlife is everyone's responsibility.
The next book about a koi cub becoming famous in the entertainment industry by vomiting has been serialized. Friends who like it are looking forward to it. The V post will be tens of thousands in the next six days.
Finished reading! It's obviously not a daily article about raising cubs!
I'm really worried. I originally wanted to read a sweet article, but I was tortured to death by the background and truth. There are so few extras, and the game promotion in the article has not yet been realized. Quietly complaining: How come Qi's father is loved by everyone and still keeps improving from generation to generation.
Damn, is the last two chapters you posted my problem or is it my fault?
Come on him!! Ahhhhhhh
Just think about it, big brother, is it possible that what you promised will be completed today?
Increasing manpower is not about enduring
This is. . . Update? DaDa finally updated! Dada, you have changed. You are no longer the Dada you were before. You have become the dove spirit Gu Gu Gu!
Kiss, kiss, kiss!!!
All I can think about is that Ji is the rebirth of Qi's father, but it doesn't seem like that.