Harry Pineapple and the Awkward Wizarding World

Keywords: Harry "Pineapple": Pineapple, sweet as can be~ Ron "Fake Little Boy": You're the fake little boy! Your whole family is fake little boys~ Hermione "Plaid Fanatic": Plaid, plaid, long live the plaid witch~ Neville "Deafness Isn't a Crime": Being deaf isn't a crime, men~ Draco "Run, Little Horse": Run, little horse, run fast, the hunter's coming~ Snape "Watermelon Slushie": Choose a slushie, preferably watermelon~ Albus "Stool or Not a Stool": Stool, stool, stool~ Minerva "The Watcher in the Cornfield": Crows and sparrows, none of you are getting away~ And also, Tom "Mommy's... There's Nothing Inside" (also known as: The Unmentionable One, Holding and Stroking His Waist): Want a slimmer waist? Why not hold it with your hand? A story from the wacky world of magic. Short, bizarre plot, wildly out-of-character cast. Enter at your own risk. Welcome to the gender-swapped wacky world of magic. Come join me in cheering for the keywords: Could you get any more ridiculous! A picture of the three beauties of Gryffindor: Hermione, a gorgeous pretty boy; Neville, a gorgeous fake man; [CENSORED]; and Ron, a gorgeous mature woman. Thanks to Xiao Wusheng for the cover and illustrations.