Hunter: You’re the One Looking for Your Dad, Your Whole Family Is

A crackfic adaptation kindly provided by Jueying Ji: Background music: Xing Zai Zou Tian Ya Rain doesn't scare me, snow doesn't scare me either Even if the cold wind blows and the snow falls As long as I can see him As long as I can see his face every day I won't fear even the fiercest blizzard I want, I want to find my daddy I'll find my daddy wherever he is... CUT! What the heck! You're the one looking for your daddy. Your whole family is looking for their daddy! Gon Freecss is my brother, but I don't have spiky hair. Ging Freecss is my dad, but I don't like running around. Hisoka is a pervert. You don't need to tell me, I know. Chrollo is a fake old-timer. You don't need to tell me, I know. Everyone's out of character. Completely out of character. Gon is a naturally mischievous siscon who blurts out shocking things. Killua is a tsundere glutton with cavities and a fetish for collecting things. Kurapika is a revenge-obsessed multiple personality. Leorio is serious, not a womanizer, and loves taking notes. Chrollo is a worrywart who cares about the troupe members' love lives. Hisoka loves nature, has refined taste, and is generous with money. Netero is a shota lover, and so is Zeno. Biscuit is a shota lover squared. Feitan loves torturing people, but also likes helping lost children. Besides playing with his phone, Shalnark likes selling phones. Machi loves embroidery even more than she loves pretending to be innocent... A total breakdown... Every character is completely out of character... Male lead: Killua. The heroine isn't a transmigrator and doesn't know the plot, but she's naturally annoying and really does ask for trouble. Not overpowered, not a naive heroine, not self-destructive, not dark. Believe me, none of the characters act like their original selves, so read at your own risk. If you don't like it or find it too cringey or melodramatic, just click the little X and leave. That's all. Hope you enjoy it. A big thank-you to Huan'er for making the cover. Thanks to shirleyyishuanwu for the adorable cover and illustrations. Theme: