A truly terrifying thing happened right before his eyes.
Chuya Nakahara rubbed his eyes.
...This must be the result of staying up night after night to deal with paperwork. He was even starting to hallucinate.
Chuya told himself this with absolute certainty, then rubbed his eyes again. At last, he had to despairingly accept that it wasn't a hallucination.
Five people stood in front of his desk. Three had one eye, while the other two had both eyes intact. From left to right, they were:
The first was a gloomy man dressed in a pitch-black trench coat, with a red scarf around his neck just like Chuya's;
The second was an elegant young man in a white suit, one side of his hair swept back, radiating irresistible charm with every move;
The third was a boy no older than sixteen or seventeen, dressed in a school uniform and carrying a student-like air utterly foreign to the underworld;
The fourth was a young woman in a white blouse and a tight-fitting short skirt. A few long curls fell over her chest, drawing even more attention to her ample bust;
And the last one stood out from the rest: a child, about five years old, hugging a teddy bear half his size. His innocent, bewildered expression looked completely out of place amid the Port Mafia's grim atmosphere.
Most importantly, they all had the exact same face as Osamu Dazai.
What the hell! One mackerel is already more than enough of a headache, and now there are one, two, three, four, five, six of them!! And he has to be their emotional trash can, untangle their hang-ups, and send them back home, too! Whoever wants to be boss can have the job. He's done with it!
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1. Chuya x Dazai, with Chuya always the top and Dazai always the bottom.
2. Bungou Stray Dogs only, with Chuya as the boss.
3. A bit of a love triangle, but not much: every Dazai has his own Chuya.
4. The full story is expected to be fairly short. Thanks for bookmarking!
Theme: Everyone has their own hang-ups to work through.
