[Detective Conan + Jujutsu Kaisen] A Collection of Chaos-Causing Girlfriends

As the title says, these are short little outlines for various story ideas. They're all very brief, and the titles may not have much to do with the content. There's no chance any of them will be long enough to stand on their own, so I've put them all together. Most have invincible protagonists and a fondness for game mechanics. · 1. [The Socially Awkward Master at a Newly Arrived Honmaru and a Corrupted Sword Citadel] "Sir, I'm terribly sorry to disturb you. There's something I must trouble you about: I'd like to know where the spare toilet paper is kept in the Honmaru restroom. I apologize for bringing up such a subject at mealtime. If I'd been able to find it myself, I wouldn't have come to ask you. I hope this isn't too abrupt. If you could spare a moment from your busy schedule to answer my question, I'd be deeply honored." "..." · 2. [An Overconfident, Sleazy Yokai and Her Suitors] "Kid, your eyes don't lie. You want me to ruin my relationship with Sukuna and get together with you, right? Fine, I admit your little tricks have managed to seduce me. Sometimes I really want to have my way with you." Gojo Satoru: "..." · 3. [A Player Who Used Dozens of Livers and Save-Scumming to Reach the Pinnacle of Life] Zenin Gandi was born without vocal cords, yet she's a once-in-a-century genius, with an almost insane obsession with strength. Other than her younger brother, she'd beaten every mobile person in the Zenin family, looted every place, smashed every jar, left the little brats without a penny of pocket money, and left their faces unrecognizable to their mothers. Finally, at the age of ten, she spoke her first words: "Holy crap, I'm finally level ten and can use the chat channel! I'm losing it, guys! Anyone wanna party up and farm level-one cursed spirits at Mount Fuji? Need a healer, 2=3. I'll carry a low-level account!" The low-level account, Zenin Toji: "...?" · 4. [She Enters a Dating Sim as a Triple Undercover Agent, Fakes Her Death for a Bad Ending, and Gets Trapped in a Love Triangle from Hell] She's a player in an otome game. She doesn't know why the system's recommended route in every playthrough is always to die to raise affection, but it seems like the easiest way, so she does it. Why does it never work? Then, in a new playthrough, all her targets remember their past lives?! There's Sherry, whom she forced to take APTX; Gin, whom she used as a bullet shield; and Scotch, whom she framed as an undercover agent, only to find out that he really was one and force him to commit suicide... When her targets come looking for her, she's at her wit's end. How can she survive them? "How about I make your deaths look a little better next time?" · 5. [She's Really Not the Protagonist of a Harem Manga] Houkyou has a nightmare in which she isn't an ordinary police academy student at all. She's actually the boss of an international criminal organization! Her boyfriend, Furuya Rei, fell into some strange hot spring and is now a tall, mixed-race, blonde-haired, dark-skinned hottie. The two of them are trying all kinds of things together. Her junior, Matsuda Jinpei, is a curly-haired, super-strong, tsundere girl, and also an idiot who'll casually wear her clothes without thinking anything of it. "Huh?! What are you looking at?! Sorry I'm not as big as Furuya!" Her landlord, Morofushi Hiromitsu, is a mature widow whose husband died young. She has no feelings for anyone and no children, and has never even had any physical contact with anyone. "Miss Gong, you're special... You treat me differently from everyone else." Her older sister, Kurosawa Jin, is a cool beauty with silver hair and green eyes, as well as the Organization's Top Killer. "The three-year term is up. Welcome back, Crow King!" When she finally wakes from the nightmare, she finds Kurosawa Jin and Furuya Rei still sleeping beside her as perfectly ordinary men. She sighs with relief. "I knew I wouldn't become a police officer. The exam's too hard." Besides, being the boss of the Organization is exhausting enough. · 6. [She Tries to Take Out the Traitor Every Day but Always Fails] Beipian has a magical game System. The System's mission is to find the undercover agents in the Organization and eliminate them before they can be exposed! On her first playthrough, Beipian eliminates Scotch because he's so cold and seems just like someone from the Organization! Then she discovers he's an undercover agent and, after enduring a month of vomiting blood as punishment from the System, angrily shoots him dead. Only hardworking, rat-killing Gin can give her a little comfort. So Beipian believes in Rye, because Rye's just like Gin! Then she discovers he's an undercover agent and, after a month of insomnia as punishment from the System, watches Rye's death video and sleeps soundly. What about Bourbon? Surely the guy who's always giving her the cold shoulder and accusing her of being an undercover agent can't be one himself! Then the "definitely-not-an-undercover-agent" Bourbon catches Beipian, and she swallows a gun and ends the game right there. On her second playthrough, Beipian returns with spoilers as a cheat! This time, no one gets away! · ★Warnings★ 1. An OOC amateurish story, riddled with bugs and without a timeline. The protagonist is absurdly overpowered, there's no logic, and the writing is plain and unpolished. 2. Written purely for love. Updates may be weekly or monthly, and I'll drop it if I lose interest, so save it at your own risk. 3. Short stories. I'll write as much as I write. Theme: Just having fun