Beware the Love-Brained

As a Special Grade Cursed Spirit born from love, Kalmia thinks the world has changed so much that even this old-timer can't make sense of it anymore. Every day, he pines for love. In hopes of bathing in love's holy light, he spends his days hiding in all sorts of places ordinary people would find hard to describe, watching people confess and get rejected. Later, he even splits himself into several pieces just so he can protect love in every corner of the world. But one of the pieces becomes hopelessly addicted to anime. The sheer volume of information it sends back affects the already somewhat muddle-headed cursed spirit, making him even more incoherent. A Special Grade Curse who can't stand him kicks him out of the Special Grade group chat, and he nearly gets sealed as a result. This is a cursed spirit who inexplicably holes up in a tiny corner and never moves. Then one day, he suddenly discovers that someone has eaten one of the parts he split off. "...Did I not get enough sleep? Why am I hearing things?" Kalmia: ... What the heck ate me? The little hearts in his pupils quickly grew bigger! Now that's a good one! Let's do this! The cursed spirit decides to find him love. As an active-duty high schooler whose surname is the same as a ski resort, Geto thinks he's so fed up. Not only does he have to worry about his schoolwork every day, he also has to find ways to dump the blame on his snow-white classmate, and make a quick getaway whenever his teacher flies into an impotent rage. On top of that, he has to eat a ton of cursed spirit balls. He's developed a stress response to them, and whenever he sees one of those pitch-black balls, an anguished, lingering voice rings in his head: "Dah-lang, time to take your medicine." This cursed spirit manipulator has a busy life but no appetite. One day, while swallowing a cursed spirit, he accidentally eats a huge nuisance. "A-too, a-too... I never expected to run into this kind of situation, ne. But it's no big deal, nya~ Mm-hmm! First, I need to give an absolutely amaaazing self-introduction, so... Konichiwa, I'm Kalmia. You can call me Kalmia-chan desu~ Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya! So from now on, you'll be my saikou container! Come play with me already~~ I really, really loooove you☆ suki suki~ [heart]" Geto: ... What the heck did I just eat? His eyes nearly popped out of his head. No. Help. Jujutsu sorcerers don't want to be shipped together for a CP. 1. The title is too weird. I'll change it later. 2. Every Kalmia loves different things. The one thing they all have in common is being completely neurotic. Core message: Don't eat unmarked food