You Shouldn't Pick Up a Yandere

2021.03.08

Look death in the eye, and if you don't like what you see, fight. Guided by this family motto, along with his handsome face and peerless martial arts, Long Xiaohan drifted through a sea of beauties, swatting away countless bees and butterflies, until his twenty-fourth birthday banquet...

Long Xiaohan met a madman he couldn't swat away.

In a battle of words, the madman effortlessly recited flowery verse, quoting one line about mountains and trees, then another about a place where the lights grow dim;

In a fight, the madman was skilled in poison, venomous insects, and unconventional arts. He could even use Long family techniques that Long Xiaohan himself hadn't mastered;

Unable to beat him or win an argument, Long Xiaohan could only try to outdo him in sheer audacity. Unfortunately, the madman was even more audacious. He insisted they had been childhood sweethearts and were already engaged, and even declared that for every day their wedding was delayed, a sect in the martial world would be wiped out.

While hunting down the madman, Long Xiaohan accidentally entered a secret realm and traveled back ten years in an instant.

Beyond the secret realm: green waters and a gentle breeze.

Deep among the grass and trees lay a dying, shrunken version of the madman.

Theme: Nothing's lonelier than wanting to go for it but not daring to. Could nitrogen fixation and wuxia freeze me to death?