The Scumbag Top Says He Doesn’t Want to Be Cremated

[Content warnings below. I originally wanted to write several worlds, but real life has been so busy that I just can't manage it. I may not write again for years. I feel guilty seeing a few lovely readers waiting... There's no other choice, so I'm ending it here. You don't have to wait anymore. I don't know how long it'll be, but when I find the desire to express myself and create again, I'll be back. Bye for now, see you again.] Xie Qingran was a scummy top in a dog-blood romance, selfish and scheming, the sort who deceived people for their love and their money. He took great pleasure in playing scummy tops. He had no particularly clear definition of what made someone scummy. Perhaps it was because he believed life was short and you should enjoy yourself while you could. He didn't think his behavior counted as scummy. Was he really at fault? He only wanted the people who liked him to be happy with him. Why turn them down and give them needless heartache? Then one day, the System that had been with him as his scummy-top partner ran off. In its place came a System claiming to be an expert at winning back exes, with a lot of nerve. As soon as it showed up, it told him to win back one of his ex-boyfriends from four relationships ago. Xie Qingran: You're crazy. I'm not chasing him. System: If you don't, you'll be erased. Xie Qingran swallowed his pride. “Fine. I'll chase him.” Then the System witnessed the entire “winning back his ex” process. But if his Host was supposed to be getting back together with an ex, why did he seem even more scummy? Watching one bottom after another rush toward Xie Qingran like moths to a flame, the System was struck for the first time by a feeling of speechless disbelief. Planned worlds: ① Modern urban setting, disabled, gloomy CEO ex (complete) ② ABO world, prodigy Alpha ex who is the top student ③ Modern urban setting, irritable, ruthless big shot ex ④ Apocalypse with supernatural abilities, zombie king ex ⑤ Alternate ancient setting, gentle and refined young nobleman ex ⑥ Ancient cultivation fantasy, aloof master ex (1: Scummy top and masochistic bottom 2: The top never returns anyone's feelings, from beginning to end 3: Anyone with an extreme ship preference, please don't read 4: If there are bugs or problems with the setting, don't ask. The answer is that even the dumb author can't patch them.) Upcoming novel: The Simp Top of a Beloved, Delicate Bottom I'm an honest man. I only want to live out a peaceful, lazy life, but fate had other plans and I transmigrated into a simp top. A delicate bottom with tear-reddened eyes bumped into me, spilling liquor on his shoes. He lifted his chin, haughty and imperious. “Lick it clean for me.” The System displayed three options. 1. Grab his chin, pin him against the wall, and threaten him. 2. Take off his shoe and lightly lick the top of his foot. 3. Lick his shoe clean. As an honest man, I never do anything fancy. I chose option three and pulled a dog out from behind me. “Here, here, here, Da Huang. Go lick it clean.” A simp should have the right attitude. A fake simp who's actually beloved by everyone Theme: Cherish others and love yourself.