My new novel, “After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became Famous by Picking Up Trash,” is now available. Scroll down for details of the blurb ↓
Blurb
As an all-purpose elixir that had been refining itself for several hundred years, Danyuan had yet to make one last contribution to the Three Realms when an immortal child accidentally tossed her into a book. She became a cannon-fodder female supporting character who was killed off right at the beginning.
The Immortal Lord told her that if she wanted to leave the book, she had to treat one hundred million people and survive until the ending.
Danyuan said, “How hard can that be? I’m a medicine spirit who can do anything!”
She posted a declaration about her side business on Weibo and used her powerful resources as a top-tier star to open a “Medicine Spirit General Store” in the entertainment industry.
At an awards ceremony,
the legendary singer Yu Shu delivered his acceptance speech in a ringing, forceful voice.
Danyuan: “From what I can tell, you’re about to end up in the intensive care unit. My shop just opened, so I’ll give you a twenty percent discount. You deserve a Fate-Reversal Pill.”
The legendary singer was so furious that he started cursing on the spot.
Later, Yu Shu’s assistant came to find Danyuan on his behalf, at the request of Yu Shu, who was in the intensive care unit.
“Sister Yuan, save him!”
Danyuan calmly held out one hand: “Five hundred thousand.”
The assistant: “Deal!”
Just as she finished treating the last patient and was getting ready to return to the Heavenly Court, the Immortal Lord stopped her. “You still haven’t finished treating one hundred million people.”
Little Danyuan the medicine spirit: ?
Huo Zhixian, whom she had treated, swept her up in a princess carry and took her home.
He smiled smugly. “Sorry, I have lovesickness. The only cure is having you by my side.”
Reading Guide:
① A little medicine spirit who can be sweet or cool + a scheming, reserved top-tier star
② This story is entirely made up. Please don’t read too much into it.
③ The blurb was screenshotted on March 6, 2021.
Upcoming Novel Blurb
“After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became Famous by Picking Up Trash”
The ocean was overflowing with trash, and marine life was fleeing en masse. During her escape, a jellyfish spirit accidentally transmigrated into a book and became Lu Shui, the scheming green-tea female supporting character.
Following the original character’s troublemaking, manipulative ways, her fate in the book was to die a miserable death.
The little jellyfish who had just arrived was in despair. “If I’m going to die either way, I’d rather be smothered to death by the trash in the sea!”
[Host, don’t lose heart! Bind with the Trash System and change your fate!]
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The Trash System told Lu Shui, “Every piece of trash is worth 0.1 points. As long as Host collects different kinds of trash every day and earns enough points to reach 100%, all the oceans in the world will be clean, and your animal friends will return to their ocean home.”
And then
After filming a competitive eating show, someone happened to spot Lu Shui cleaning up the trash at the venue.
The viewers sneered. “This troublemaker is putting on an act again to attract attention.”
While taking part in an outdoor show, Lu Shui saw an older street cleaner getting ready to dump some trash and hurriedly stopped him.
Lu Shui: “Sir, don’t throw that trash away. Give it to me.”
After that, in every show she appeared on, netizens would see a stunning figure sorting trash
Netizens: “Is this really the same scheming troublemaker as before?”
Before long, netizens had given Lu Shui a nickname: Beggars’ Sect Fairy (Environmental Protection Whiz).
Short Scene
Lu Shui went into Qi Ji’s lounge to collect trash. Qi Ji was lying at the edge of the swimming pool, with a human head and a fish’s body. He stared at Lu Shui in surprise.
He made a shushing gesture. “Remember, keep this secret, little jellyfish.”
Lu Shui was shocked. “A sunfish?! Did you transmigrate into a book too?”
Theme: Work hard at living, and good luck will come in time
The first thought I had after reading the text was: If the heroine doesn't save this lovesick male protagonist and saves someone else, will he be able to return to heaven with 100 million people?
After reading the text: Mental patients should register in a psychiatric hospital
Reading the title of the book, I thought the heroine was a strong woman pursuing a career, but she turned out to be a silly, sweet and unsightly character.
It was so stupidly written, it slipped away
Author How did you sign the contract?
It feels like the female protagonist has been deliberately looking for trouble with the male protagonist. It has that old-fashioned feeling of saying she doesn't like it but getting in touch with the male protagonist whenever she gets the chance to attract his attention.
If you are sick, you can go and have a look. It made me laugh to death.
Although I can't just ignore him, I was really angry when I saw the plot where the heroine had to save him after being scolded several times for being crazy.
??? Is he sick? Like the comment sister said, hurry up and be a third party
Haha, the fairy is going to lose her virginity