*Starts in mid-January OvO
Lu Zhibai wakes up to find himself lying naked in the arms of his nemesis, Jiang Yanyue. His body is covered in blue and purple marks, and every muscle aches.
He discovers that:
1. It is now seven years later. His nemesis Jiang Yanyue has become a business tycoon, while he has become the tycoon's pampered little wife of three years.
2. His future self is madly in love with Jiang Yanyue and has proposed to him a full eight times.
3. He is still obsessed with showing off their relationship, and his endless posts calling Jiang Yanyue "hubby" have even drawn widespread mockery.
Lu Zhibai yanks the covers over himself, shocked and suddenly enlightened: !!!!!
Jiang Yanyue's beautiful fox eyes droop as he grabs Lu Zhibai by the sleeve. "So you sleep with me and then forget about it?"
He is clearly accusing Lu Zhibai of being a heartless cad.
Feeling guilty and dazed, Lu Zhibai tries to avoid being a cad by following Jiang Yanyue's instructions and reliving their past romance to recover his memories.
Then one day, after waking up with yet another aching back, Lu Zhibai finds their contract marriage agreement. He also digs up the part of their proposal video he never saw before.
Jiang Yanyue's drawn-out voice comes from behind him. "You sound so sincere, it doesn't seem like an act. I knew it. Were you picking fights with me back then because you had a crush on me?"
Those eight proposals were all staged under Jiang Yanyue's coercion! Their marriage was nothing but a sham!
Even all those lovesick, over-the-top posts on his Weibo were written by a hired writer, just to annoy Jiang Yanyue.
#So They Were Just a Fake Couple#
Clenching his teeth and gripping his pregnancy test report, Lu Zhibai decides on the spot to get a divorce.
Damn that bastard Jiang Yanyue. How is this not marriage fraud?
[Blurb Two]
Lu Zhibai, an obscure designer, is nicknamed a relationship blogger. The phrase he uses most in his posts, "My hubby got this for me~", has become a running joke, and the whole internet mocks him.
Amid all the sneering and sarcasm, rumors spread that Lu Zhibai has also taken a job as a mentor on some trashy talent show.
"A broke production team + ugly contestants + delusional mentors. You can't stack buffs any harder than that. This year's going to be a riot."
But when the variety show airs, viewers are completely stunned by the gorgeous contestants Lu Zhibai has transformed and the top-tier performances. The show becomes an instant hit, and the relationship blogger turns into a fashion icon.
His haters aren't ready to give in. "But he only dreams of having a husband, "
Then a paparazzi video leaks.
The young tycoon Jiang Yanyue, worth tens of billions, is filmed in his pajamas outside the entrance to his mansion, with a pile of luxury goods scattered at his feet like junk.
The newly famous relationship blogger leans against the doorframe, wearing matching pajamas, his lower abdomen slightly rounded. With a grim expression, he slaps a piece of paper against the wealthy man's face. "Divorce!"
The tycoon pleads in a quiet, aggrieved voice. "Please don't divorce me. The marriage market will shut out a man who's been married twice."
The luxury goods at his feet look just like the ones in the photos on Lu Zhibai's Weibo.
#Turns Out I Really Do Have A Husband, Too Bad He's A Bastard#
#So You're Actually From A Rich Family#
*Sly, calculating green-tea top × pampered young master who yields to kindness but not force
*The talent show is a side plot. The story is mainly about romance~
*Cover by my good friend @VinegarAndFriedEgg
Theme: Leave no regrets.