My Jerk Desk Mate A Pretended to Be an O and Bit Me

*Double Alpha campus romance √

My next novel, The General, Your Canary Is an Alpha Pretending to Be an Omega [Interstellar], launches in mid-July. Scroll down for the blurb 030

Chi Yu and Xu Guyuan were voted the two most impressive Alphas at Renli High, but Chi Yu had disliked Xu Guyuan for a long time. He was convinced Xu Guyuan felt the same way about him.

Then, in their second year of high school, they chose different academic tracks, and Xu Guyuan became Chi Yu's new deskmate.

Chi Yu snorted, plotting to teach Xu Guyuan a lesson.

But then

As the handsome Alpha, whose refined features were masculine rather than feminine, frowned slightly and wrapped bandage after bandage around his scraped arm, a sweet scent somehow drifted through the air, like strawberry-flavored sweet milk.

The sudden sweetness of Xu Guyuan's pheromones made Chi Yu's legs go weak. Frowning, he asked hesitantly, "...Are you an Omega?"

Xu Guyuan narrowed his beautiful eyes and quietly began pretending to be an Omega.

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The students in Class 1, Grade 11, had expected Chi Yu, whose temper was as unruly as his looks, to give Xu Guyuan trouble.

But after a while

"Report! Chi's been sitting next to Xu for three months now."

"Does he regret it?"

"He... helps Xu carry his homework, runs long-distance for him, brings him milk, and someone even saw them hugging in the woods where couples go!"

At that very moment, Chi Yu was, just as they said, pinned firmly against a tree by Xu Guyuan.

The pheromones in the air were cloyingly sweet and dangerous, with a sharpness unique to Alphas.

Only when Chi Yu was half-threatened into letting Xu Guyuan bite his chin did he finally realize: his sweet little Omega deskmate was clearly a formidable Alpha!

"...Xu Guyuan, you're seducing me under false pretenses."

Xu Guyuan pressed the tooth marks he'd just left on Chi Yu's chin. His exquisite brows and eyes curved into a smile. "Be good."

Guagua's reading guide:

1. Double Alphas! A temperamental, cool, and cocky bottom with Silver Mountain Spring pheromones × a scheming, slightly coquettish top with sweet strawberry-milk pheromones, a gorgeous beauty pretending to be an Omega

2. No switching, but they spoil each other

3. If anything about the gaokao system differs from reality, just pretend I made it up quq

The General, Your Canary Is an Alpha Pretending to Be an Omega

The Federation's first marshal, a cool-headed Alpha bottom × an imperial prince who seems like a girl but is actually a ruthless Alpha top

Pei Yue first met Xu Qiye at a banquet. In the dim light, a beauty huddled in a corner, with features so exquisite, pure, and clean they seemed angelic, though a little tall.

The beauty shakily climbed onto Pei Yue's lap. His peach-scented pheromones were cloyingly sweet. "Please take me home, General."

Pei Yue lowered his eyes, his thoughts thrown into disarray by the narrow waist outlined by the beauty's sash.

"All right."

From then on, everyone on the Capital Star knew that the newly recalled marshal had taken a fancy to an exceptionally beautiful Omega, a living ornament whose only flaw was being a little too tall.

Even more galling, Marshal Pei Yue was icy by nature, yet he practically granted the Omega he brought home every wish.

But only Pei Yue knew that tears filled his Omega's eyes every day as he whined and sobbed.

"I'm so tall. Do you think you'll find me unattractive?"

"Do you not love me anymore?"

"When are you coming home? I miss you so much."

His friends said the Omega was insecure, so Pei Yue decided to mark him.

But late one night, Pei Yue's wrist was pinned by an irresistible grip. The belt fastened tightly around his waist came undone with a click. Xu Beiye's warm breath brushed his neck, and his hand pressed against the sharp-edged epaulet of the Federation's first marshal

"I love you so much, hubby."

The next moment, Xu Qiye used his mouth to tease open Pei Yue's buttoned collar and licked his gland.

*

Pei Yue was the youngest general in the Federation, the guardian deity in the hearts of the people. When Interstellar war broke out, the first marshal led his troops against an overwhelming enemy force and was captured

Pei Yue wiped the blood from his eyes and saw that the person stepping over the blood-soaked ground to shackle him was the Omega he had kept safe in the Capital Star and treasured above all else, the one who was always crying.

Xu Qiye wasn't a canary he'd brought home after spending all his luck. He was the enemy's third prince, an Alpha, and a despicable traitor.

Coming soon: the adorable pet entertainment-industry novel Show You My Tail QAQ. Please add it to your collection~

The bottom is a kitten who gets kicked down the mountain by his grandpa for eating too much.

The poor kitten has no choice but to go down the mountain to find food. After transforming into a human in the human world, he gets tricked by a shady production crew into joining a talent show in exchange for a single staff meal.

The talent show is a big production, with top-tier stars as mentors. The music mentor, Song Jingtang, is especially handsome, sings beautifully, and comes from a powerful background. Aside from his awful temper, he's practically perfect.

On the first night of auditions, Song Jingtang wears a stony expression and has nothing nice to say to anyone.

When it's the kitten's turn, after only two days of practice, he sings a song. He can't quite hit the notes or reach the high pitches, but his voice is pretty nice.

Song Jingtang's eyes sharpen, and he starts to offer a blunt review. But when he sees the kitten's round, dewy eyes, he changes his words: "There's room for improvement."

The bottom: That strawberry cake next to him looks so tempting. I want some ovo

After the show airs, the bottom gains countless adoring fans, and the whole country joins the online campaign to raise the kitty.

Dried fish, the baby loves it. Send some.

Biscuits, for the baby's teething. Send some.

Cake, it'll spoil if we mail it, so we'll have to deliver it in person.

The bottom remembers his grandpa's warning before he came down the mountain: "Humans are all skilled liars, devious and deceitful."

The bottom rolls around on his bed and rubs his belly, full of snacks. Humans are actually the best, he thinks.

Still, kitties have their troubles too.

The bottom is forced to memorize lyrics and practice dancing. If he doesn't practice, they won't feed him. The kitty cries and curls up in a corner, secretly opening a can of cat food with his back to the camera.

A hand suddenly lands on his shoulder.

The bottom turns around and sees the mentor with the terrible temper.

Holding the can of cat food, the bottom is afraid Song Jingtang will think he has a pica. That would be a scandal, and scandals get you kicked off the show. If he gets kicked off the show, he won't get any food.

The kitten makes a snap decision, puts a hand on the hem of his pants, and says, "I'll show you my tail QAQ. Just don't tell anyone."

Song Jingtang: ???

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Song Jingtang once picked up a kitten and brought him home on a whim.

He didn't expect the cat to be so spoiled and picky. If anything displeased him, he'd meow angrily and pitifully. Then he'd worry Song Jingtang might get mad and offer up his tail to be petted.

The tail felt so good that Song Jingtang started leaving work on time every day to pet the cat.

But one day, when Song Jingtang got home, the kitten was gone. After searching for days, he found a handsome young idol among the talent-show contestants who had a temper just like his cat's.

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Later, one night, the bad-tempered mentor tightened his arms around the exquisite and adorable young idol in his embrace.

His voice was seductive. "Kitten, show me your tail again."

The bottom covers his tail. "Wah... I'm not showing you anymore."

Theme: Study hard, develop in a balanced way, and never neglect any subject.