Marrying a Natural-Curl Is the End of My Life

Sanjo Hitomi, stage name Mumu, is currently ranked number one on Edo's list of "Most Popular Relationship Experts."

"Oh, my husband? All he does all day is play pachinko. He always comes home drunk, his socks stink so much they need to be washed with disinfectant, and in the morning he clogs the toilet. He's a complete failure of a middle-aged man. Ah, I really shouldn't have spoiled him so much when we were young... Let me tell you, you mustn't indulge your husband too much, or you risk turning your home into a battlefield!"

Mumu's relationship advice class was another huge success today.

The married women in the classroom were deeply moved by her talk and found a new direction in life. They decided to start by giving their husbands three drops of mercury a day, and signed up for the next course, "How Widows Can Tell Real Young Hotties from Fakes."

As Sanjo Hitomi happily counted her money, a lazy voice came from outside.

"Hey, hey, am I really that bad, Madao? Last class, you said I was a six-foot-tall, considerate, handsome, elegant, filthy-rich golden bachelor!"

"Ever heard of tailoring your advice to your audience?" Sanjo Hitomi said, hands on her hips. "What are you doing here?"

The man finished picking his nose and held out his hand. "I'm out of money. Give me some."

"Get lost!"

Edo's top relationship expert had one great failure in her romantic history, and there was no doubt about it: marrying that natural-permed dead-fish-eyes man!

*Contains Gintoki x Kagura and Hijikata x Mitsuba, as well as Kondo x Otae pairing content.

Theme: Find your way out of confusion and face life honestly