After I Died, My Entire Sect Went Haywire

Before his death, Qi Hezhi was a Demon Lord hated by everyone, and his three disciples plotted every day to figure out how to kill him.

Later, Qi Hezhi really did die, but his three disciples seemed to go a little strange afterward.

The eldest disciple, who used to flirt with every beauty he met, took up the Path of Heartlessness and sometimes stood by his grave all night.

The second disciple, who used to beg him to give him a bird, kept plucking the feathers off the immortal crane Qi Hezhi had raised.

The third disciple, who had been half dead, not only recovered but became a ghost doctor.

Reborn in the body of a down-and-out young man from an immortal sect, Qi Hezhi's first words upon waking were:

"Where's my whole Demon Cult?!"

To make matters worse, the original owner was a boy who'd been relentlessly bullied. So the former Demon Lord, who never let a slight go unpunished, wiped the soot from his thin face and hurried to latch onto someone powerful.

Having a powerful patron is great, and living off someone else's generosity is sweet. It'd be even better if that patron weren't his own disciple~

But as he clung to his patron, Qi Hezhi began to sense something was wrong. Why was there always an indescribable look hidden in those eyes, as if they wanted to devour him whole...? Just as he was planning to make a run for it, his three disciples from his past life all came looking for him and fell to their knees, calling him Master.

"Master, I've pulled every last weed from your grave. Would you like to go see?"

Qi Hezhi shivered from head to toe, thinking his current body was probably about to end up in a grave again.

"Hezhi, if you still won't acknowledge me, I'll pluck every feather off the immortal crane you raised. Then you'll have nothing left to stroke."

Qi Hezhi fled in panic.

"Master... Look, I've already cured myself. I'm sure I can cure your impotence too. Then we can share a night of passion."

Qi Hezhi couldn't even laugh. He was perfectly fine, and he didn't want to get involved with his own disciple.

But then Qi Hezhi remembered what had caused his death in his previous life:

"Get lost, you unfilial traitors!"

A tsundere sword cultivator gong, black-hearted beneath a sweet exterior and all talk but no action, x a narrow-minded, evil-hating Demon Lord shou

Warnings:

1. A groveling-and-redemption romance

2. The gong is technically the shou's master.

Theme: Prosperity, democracy, civility, and harmony