[Coming Soon] The Immortal Husband Who’s Too Frail to Look After Himself; After I Died, My Entire Sect Went Mad. Blurbs below.
Xu Yao, a genius medical student, died. When he opened his eyes again, he had become Xu Yaoyao, the haughty princess who was sent to the Western Zhou to marry and died young in the novel I Don’t Want to Be Emperor, which he’d been reading.
Xu Yao sighed. Is Heaven trying to kill me again?
Heaven replied: Darling, no. We’ve arranged a “domineering villain falls in love with you” package. Which villain would you like: this one, or this one?
Everyone knows that the little princess of Great Lan is universally hated. But despite that, she was born with a bewitching face that somehow made the Fifth Prince of the Western Zhou fall head over heels for her.
Only Xu Yao knows the truth. It wasn’t that he seduced the Fifth Prince. The Fifth Prince was the one chasing after him and trying to feed him.
Who would have thought that the decisive, bloodless villain from the book would turn out to be nothing but a little liar who kept blushing shyly in front of him while saying he liked him?
He does have a strange way of showing it, though.
For instance, he might disguise himself as a beggar to tell Xu Yao’s fortune.
Or pretend to be a pitiful little thing to win his sympathy.
In the end, after the little liar’s secret identities had all been exposed, he still had the nerve to grab the sleeve of an enraged Xu Yao, who was ready to break up with him, and whimper, “I really just like you. I was afraid you’d leave me.”
Xu Yao’s inner thoughts: Didn’t you say you loved me? Then why are you holding a set of chains?
Later, on their wedding night
Le Zhengyuan: Xu Yao, if you run away from this wedding, I’ll have the Western Zhou cavalry flatten Great Lan!
Xu Yao leaned down and whispered in Le Zhengyuan’s ear, “Little Zhengyuan, has no one ever told you not to say things like that on your wedding night? You’re going to get me worked up.”
Le Zhengyuan’s face turned scarlet. He could only stammer, “Ah...”
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The Fifth Prince’s thoughts afterward: If I’d known chasing a husband would be this easy, I wouldn’t have gone to all that trouble. One night, plan accomplished. √
A gorgeous, scheming, sweet-talking top x a villainous bottom who only wants to be in love
# The bottom has tons of secret identities. The plot hole is that he knows the future.
# The top really just wants to get married, but somehow ends up with the villain.
# The bottom has maxed-out combat stats, and the top has a huge golden finger.
# Sweet romance, don’t reverse the pairing.
(Coming Soon)
One day, Qi Xi, a villager from Wangjia Village, was gathering firewood on the back mountain, where wild boars roamed, when he found a little beggar who had been struck by lightning and was barely alive. On a whim, he brought him home, and from then on was forced into a happy life of earning money, raising a child, and earning more money?
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Mei Xunxue had been a cultivator. After failing his tribulation, he fell into the mortal world. Even after Qi Xi saved him, he still detested life in the mountains. But, but! He had lost all his cultivation, and his body was now that of a child of seven or eight. He was blind and deaf, unable to speak, and completely powerless in his limbs. He could only depend on others.
It was bad enough that the savage man teased him every day! He even took him begging from door to door and dressed him up as a flower boy to greet people with a smile...
Fine, fine! Once he recovered, he would hack this mountain bumpkin to pieces and finally vent his hatred!
In the first month after being brought home, Qi Xi fed him herbal medicine every day. Mei Xunxue ate until his eyes were red.
Qi Xi: “Well, you really are just like a rabbit I’m raising.” He’s kind of cute. Let me pinch his cheeks some more.
Mei Xunxue babbled twice: One day, I’ll chop this uncouth mountain bumpkin into eight pieces!
In the third year after he was brought home, Qi Xi sighed every day as he looked at Mei Xunxue, whom he’d raised to be more and more radiant.
“Ah, you can raise a rabbit until it’s fat, then slaughter it and eat it. How come I’ve gone and eaten myself into poverty instead? This won’t do.”
Then Qi Xi took Mei Xunxue to town, dressed him up beautifully, and entered him in the national Golden Boy and Jade Girl pageant. He won first place in the Jade Girl division in Yongzhou City.
Afterward, Mei Xunxue, still unable to use his arms and legs, cried all night under the covers and swore that he would make Qi Xi’s life a living hell.
In the fifth year after he was brought home, someone came to arrange a match for Qi Xi. But it was Mei Xunxue who opened the door. His watery eyes were now as cold as ice, and the air around him seemed to freeze anyone who came near.
“Matchmaking? Qi Xi says he’s not interested.” He smiled, his eyes curving, ignoring the cries of protest from the person inside.
A self-proclaimed aloof beauty who craves affection, top x a plain, hardworking office drone, bottom
Content warnings:
1. A world where men can marry and have children.
2. Neither the top nor the bottom is a native of this world.
3. Beautiful and strong.
Theme: Use scientific knowledge to change one’s fate and save others, while finding love along the way.
Did the little stutterer sign up for classes somewhere? Suddenly he can speak, and his mouth has changed from a straw-shoe mouth to a Huali mouth (I am trying to improve my strength and become a Li Ning mouth)
Yaoyao! No need to go back to study! Grandma will teach you, first do this, then do that, and then do this. Have you learned it? Once you learn it, go ahead!
This kind of physique that makes the corners of the eyes wet when it hurts is destined to be hehehehe
Song Huaiyu's legs always cycle between almost healed, well done, and broken.
It made me laugh so hard. Hahahahahahahahahahaha what did Xu Li do wrong? He is always being fed dog food hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha did Xu Li do something wrong? He is always fed dog food hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what did Xu Li do wrong? He is always fed dog food.
Hahahaha, there is a scene of noobs pecking each other (ps: not only Western Zhou Dynasty can't wait, Little Stammer can't wait, I can't wait anymore! Xu Li quickly agrees!!)
Why does the little stutterer stop stuttering? Registered for class?
Damn it, I feel a little distressed for my little stutter.
An unexpected ending...
Okay, then just listen to me