How to Be an Explicit Streamer in the Zerg World

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Delicate, sweet-talking boy (stand-in edition) x sharp-tongued, soft-hearted veteran space pirate (rehabilitated edition)

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User 1023: What kind of night would you like to enjoy?

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Jialuo was reborn in the body of a young male insect drowning in debt, and bound to a livestream System. But every insect thought he was an inferior female.

His resemblance to an immensely popular male insect brought him a huge following in an instant.

The big spenders on the leaderboard came one after another, generous with their gifts. Without exception, they were all fanatical admirers of the one known as the Empire's Violet.

But that was fine. Livestreaming was about money, not feelings. Jialuo didn't care.

Years later, Jialuo returned to the capital planet with his female insect. Only then did the public discover that their beloved streamer was none other than the insect emperor who had been lost among the stars.

The insects were consumed with regret.

Except for the female insect who only wanted to talk about feelings.

Still, sometimes even he missed the days when money could buy special attention from a male insect, like the so-called maid outfits, sailor uniforms, and cute, coquettish xx outfits...

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Netizen: Weren't we promised scenes that would make our noses bleed? Where are they? Did the moderators censor them?

Administrator: This is a respectable site. Your account has been banned.

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