[This novel will be completed on Friday, December 17. Chapters 25-53 will be locked. Thank you all for your support~]
Coming soon: "I Went Viral Across the Stars After Cross-Dressing" and "I Like You (Esports)." Their blurbs are below. Please show them some love~
#A story about transmigrating to ancient times, then returning to the modern world with your partner#
After years of hard work transmigrating, he returns to the time before he left overnight. Luckily, his partner came back with him!
But after getting used to the slow pace of life in ancient times, Wen Bujie has trouble adjusting to the noisy modern world. He promptly quits his job, rents a mountain, and starts growing flowers and plants, retiring early.
Wen Bujie: If you ask me, I'm old and frail, and all I want is to enjoy my golden years.
But Heaven won't let him hide his abilities. After Wen Bujie sets off one trending topic after another, he sighs serenely: As expected of me.
Everyone: ...
Then Wen Bujie discovers that his sweet, gentle wife has somehow become a hugely popular streamer?
Wen Bujie: As expected of my wife!
And that's not all. The male lead from ancient times, his twin brother, a walking icebox, has also transmigrated here! He's even become one of today's hottest actors?
Wen Bujie: ...As expected of my brother!
Then there's the little emperor from ancient times, his "sister-in-law," his godfather and uncle...
Looking at all the familiar faces appearing one after another, Wen Bujie smiles, rolls up his sleeves, and sets out a table.
"The peach blossoms are at their finest this year. Let's all have hot pot together!"
Everyone: This makes no sense at all. As expected of you!
The story next door about returning to the modern world is mostly separate. Wen Bujie is incredibly strong, with powerful buffs like lightness skills and superhuman strength! Seriously overpowered!
A sweet little treat!
******Coming Soon 1: "I Went Viral Across the Stars After Cross-Dressing"***
Today's featured streamer on the Star Network: [Big Man, Little Elf] is live~
The whole interstellar community is in an uproar. It's the legendary, rare, proud, and beautiful elf!
The young lady is as beautiful as the legends say. They'd gladly kneel at her lace skirt!
They send gifts and even starships, all just for one glance from the aloof elf!
In the sunlight,
a silver-haired, green-eyed elf holds a long blade, face cold and expression distant. He opens his mouth and says, "I'll show you guys how to put a skirt on a slime."
A cool, masculine voice echoes through the stream.
Viewers: !!!
Viewers: ???
The elf pauses with his blade raised and leans his delicate face toward the camera. "Forgot to turn on the face-slimming filter."
Viewers: ...Stop it!!
*
In the shadows,
a black-haired, black-eyed elf's eyes brim with bloodlust. A black lace camisole barely covers him, and blood-red patterns flicker across the large patches of gray skin on display.
The elf raises his eyes and gives the viewers a cocky smile.
The viewers are horrified: Where did our huge light elf go?
An, the shape-shifting elf: "I'll show everyone how to fight in the wild and tame a big bird, ow!"
The panicked viewers see a golden figure flash across the screen. A golden-haired, golden-eyed man, the kind usually seen in church pamphlets, grabs the elf around the waist and covers his mouth. He smiles faintly. "My master is drunk. Please excuse him."
Viewers: What master? Where did this guy come from? What are they performing?!
The stars are in an uproar, and the trending headlines spread across the galaxy:
Oh, no!
The Divine Child and the elf have gotten together!
Later,
Viewers: Keep going!!!
A brawny, dual-form cross-dressing DPS bottom who'd rather act than talk x an endlessly evolving summoned beast forced to cross-dress as a healer top. A sweet little treat.
*****Coming Soon 2: "I Like You (Esports)"*****
Qin Gu has had a crush on someone for years. He threw caution to the wind and resolutely entered the esports scene to find love.
The day he won the Rookie of the Year title and got an invitation to join his crush's team, his crush retired.
Qin Gu: Shattered.jpg
Then what's the point of me playing?!
Jiang Heting is a world-famous all-around esports player, beautiful and skilled, with enough fans worldwide to circle the earth 180 times.
After leading his team to victory for the third time, he suddenly retired and said he was going to college.
Fans around the world: ???
Other teams: QAQ Our day in the sun is right around the corner!
Viewers: Terminus is finished. We'll remember Terminus's glory, commemorate its shining moments, and wish it a peaceful journey!
Then,
a tall, burly man with a defiant expression and an air of irritation led his team at full speed all the way to the grand finals.
After the awards ceremony, Qin Gu blocked Jiang Heting, who was disguised from head to toe, while carrying the golden trophy.
"The champion's right here. When are we getting married?"
A little scene:
After the "strongest in the league" retired, the Terminus team manager heard that the "future strongest" he was counting on was about to run off too. He nearly passed out from shock.
When he found out that Qin Fang idolized Jiang Heting, the manager "kidnapped" Jiang Heting overnight and stationed him outside Qin Fang's door.
Jiang Heting rang the doorbell. A muscular man in flip-flops and a tank top, eyes bloodshot and reeking of alcohol, opened the door.
"I like you, I like you, I like you..."
The drunk man wiped his face, then draped a strong arm over the "strongest in the league's" slender shoulder.
"I'll win you a championship. Will you be my wife?"
Under the team manager's astonished gaze, the usually cold and unsmiling Jiang Heting felt the weight on his shoulder, thought for a moment, and nodded.
"Okay."
#I'm an esports player, not a personal trainer#
#Sorry, your husband is in my bed#
#My dream is to do more than just dream about you#
A bold, carefree, eight-pack-having tough-guy top x the ideal man himself, a beautiful, haughty, cool bottom
Strong x strong
Theme: Overcome hardship and dare to strive
Shopping is really tiring hahahaha
Women's clothing first! I thought you were going to get the little red goose (dog head)
Hahahahaha, don't have fun on the weekend
Good-looking(??ω??)??
After finishing spreading flowers, I'm going to pursue the ancient ones.
A big truck was hit by a stone, hahahaha
It's good to read, looking forward to the new article (I have been eyeing pre-collection for a long time) (crazy hint)
Wuwuwuwu, the ending was so unexpected.
Damn, it's finished. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
I can't bear to end it, woo woo woo, even the extra chapter is finished