I Went Viral Across the Galaxy After Dressing as a Woman

Today's recommendation on the Star Network: streamer [The Manliest Little Elf] is going live~

The entire interstellar community is buzzing. Could it really be the legendary, rare, haughty, and beautiful elf?

The young lady is as gorgeous as the legends claim. They're ready to kneel at the feet of her lace skirt!

They shower her with gifts and even send starships, just for one glance from the aloof elf!

In the sunlight

The silver-haired, green-eyed elf holds a long blade. His face is cold and his expression aloof. Then he opens his mouth and says, "I'll show you guys how to put a skirt on a slime."

His cool, masculine voice echoes through the livestream.

Viewers: ???

Viewers: !!!

The elf pauses with his blade raised and leans his oval face toward the camera. "I forgot to turn on the face-slimming filter."

Viewers: ...Stop!!

In the shadows

A black-haired, black-eyed elf's eyes brim with bloodlust. Black lace straps barely cover his body, revealing swathes of ashen skin marked with faint, blood-red patterns.

The elf looks up and gives the viewers a defiant smile.

The viewers are horrified: Where did our big, bright elf go?

An, the elf who switches forms: "I'll show everyone how to fight in the wild and swing a huge, Awooo!"

The panicked viewers see a golden flash on the screen. The blond, golden-eyed man they have often seen in church pamphlets grabs the elf by the waist and covers his mouth. He smiles faintly. "My master is drunk. Please forgive him."

Viewers: What master? Who's that guy?! What are you performing?!

The stars are in an uproar, and trending headlines fill the sea of stars:

Good heavens!

The Divine Son and the elf are together!

Later

Viewers: Keep going!!!

Can fight instead of talking, double-form cross-dressing DPS elf bottom x infinitely evolving summoned beast, a huge bird in its own right, reluctantly cross-dressing healer top. A sweet little love story.

***Coming-soon stories begin here***

My Two Secret Identities Are Just So I Can Cuddle My Love

[In progress]

After clearing countless worlds, Qin Xianzhou retires. He plans to settle down with the precious System that has accompanied him for years in a world of "peace and stability, with little magic and little martial arts," as the System requested.

He thinks that even if the new world isn't a technologically advanced future, it should at least be modern, like his homeland. At worst, he'll end up in ancient times and grow flowers and vegetables.

But the moment he steps through the portal, a medieval carriage clatters by, splashing muddy water onto his shiny dress shoes. People in the bustling market point at his custom-tailored suit.

Even worse, his greatest reward, the System, is nowhere to be found.

Qin Xianzhou: Okay, fine.

A housekeeper takes him away to be bought as a servant. Smiling, he greets the lord. The lord coolly raises a hand and orders his men to drag him away and cut out his tongue.

Qin Xianzhou: Okay, fine.

He loosens his tie, mentally running through a hundred ways to win over the lord. But just as he touches the man's pale neck, a familiar mechanical voice rings in his mind.

[System detected. System access restored.]

[System access is calculated by the level of interaction. Keep up the good work, Host.]

Qin Xianzhou: ?

Has my precious thing become sentient and decided it wants to cuddle?

Qin Xianzhou smiles, an idea forming. He leans down, grabs the man's wrist while he looks on in alarm, and whispers into his ear.

"Your brow is shadowed. A demon has its eye on you."

"I'll drive away the darkness for you, if you'll let me stay by your side."

The lord scoffs and orders him thrown out.

In the middle of the night, a demon pushes open the castle window and stands at the lord's bedside, a black cloak draped around him like layers of roses. The demon murmurs tenderly,

"You belong to me."

You are my lifelong companion, the one I can never forget. If you have lost your memories of the past, then I will make them anew.

*

They say the lord of Xia County has submitted to a demon, and that the souls of anyone who dares to deceive or harm him will be devoured. Others say the lord is blessed by the gods and untouched by evil. People aren't sure what to believe, but they notice that a handsome, towering man is always by the lord's side.

When asked, the lord answers coolly, a faint gleam in his eyes: "He is a messenger of light who drives away the demon's followers."

Later.

The lord: Heh. Die.

A retired big shot who could easily cuddle his love but insists on making things complicated, playing both roles himself and building his own crematorium of regret.

A cold, proud, arrogant lord who thinks a demon has forced him into submission, then thinks a god saved him, but is wrong both times. The only real thing is his husband, an amnesiac System user.

"I Went Through So Much to Avoid Being Turned into Barbecue"

So, here's the thing. I'm a carefree little deer in the Ralga Continent. Every day, I sun myself, munch grass, figure out how to pick apples from trees, and steal carrots from Old Wang next door. Ahem. Borrow. I borrow them!

I thought my life would be peaceful and happy forever, until I realized...

While I was sunbathing, the hero of this country was cutting down my neighbor with his giant sword.

While I was munching grass, the hero was hunting and killing a pig a hundred meters away. He built a campfire and roasted it, and the delicious smell drifted for miles, making my mouth water.

While I was figuring out how to pick apples from a tree, the hero rode by on his white horse. His clear, sky-blue eyes stayed fixed on my nimble body...

No way. Is he going to roast me too?!

To escape the hero's menu, I fled into the forest in the middle of the night, only to find a poster of the hero there.

The poster showed the warrior slaughtering enemies left and right, expressionlessly chopping off the head of a wicked giant. Beside the cliff, a gigantic head with enormous antlers poked out. Some deer had curved eyes and a wide-open mouth, as if laughing at him.

The laughter seemed to come right through the poster.

"..."

Oh, Deer God, I swear I was yawning at the time!

Then I noticed an advertisement at the bottom of the poster.

[Old Wang next door is furious that his carrots keep getting stolen. Ten silver coins for the capture of the carrot thief! Also, the hero has accepted the quest. If you don't want your brains bashed out, turn yourself in at once!]

"!!!"

I don't think I'll just get my brains bashed out. They'll probably tear off all four of my legs and roast me too!

Oh, Deer God, why is venison so fragrant and nourishing? Looks like the forest isn't safe either! No time to waste. I need to run right now

Hero: XD

*Third-person narration

*A sweet little love story

*Deer elf x human hero

Theme: Be kind, stay positive, and keep moving forward.