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Gu Yaoyao worked herself to death from overtime. When she opened her eyes, she discovered she had transmigrated into a novel as the villainous supporting female character.
Thinking of the supporting character's tragic fate in the original story, Gu Yaoyao immediately decided to cherish her life and stay far away from the male and female leads.
By chance, she became bound to a farming System. Gu Yaoyao began living the retirement life she had always dreamed of, planting crops and making money every day.
[Host, plant scallions and white radishes. Successful completion rewards you with ten copper coins.]
[Host, plant tomatoes and cucumbers. Successful completion rewards you with three taels of silver.]
[Host, plant roses and carnations. Successful completion rewards you with fifty taels of silver.]
Gu Yaoyao's eyes lit up. Brimming with fighting spirit, she said, "Bring on as many of these missions as you can!"
From then on, Gu Yaoyao devoted herself to farming and making money every day. Along the way, she also happened to save a very handsome roving bandit.
The bandit wanted to repay her with money, but Gu Yaoyao smiled shyly. "How could I let you spend money? Why don't you help me with some heavy lifting instead?"
The next day, the bandit stared silently at a basket of radishes.
So the heavy lifting was carrying radishes!?
There was a dissolute prince in the capital who indulged in food, drink, prostitution, and gambling. He spent every day in the pleasure quarters, and everyone knew he was useless.
Chu Yao wanted precisely this sort of identity to throw people off the scent.
One night, by imperial command, Chu Yao investigated evidence of the prime minister's corruption. He accidentally let his guard down and was pursued by assassins. He stumbled into a shabby wooden hut on the Gu estate to hide, only to be saved by the new little cook hired by the Gu family.
The little cook was adorable and sweet-tempered. She could farm, treat wounds, and cook, and she also had a silver tongue for selling vegetables!
Most importantly!
Chu Yao touched his lips, still savoring the moment. "And she has sweet lips, too."
Little scene: The Gu family held a birthday banquet, attended by young masters from prominent families and noble scions from across the realm.
Lord Gu tugged Gu Yaoyao over to introduce her to Prince Xian. "This is my second daughter, Gu Yaoyao!" Then he pointed to Prince Xian and introduced him to Gu Yaoyao. "This is Prince Xian, Chu Yao."
Their secret identities were exposed all at once.
"A cook at the Gu estate, short on money, living alone?"
"A roving bandit who robs the rich to help the poor, with a tragic past?"
[Arrogant, scheming, proud, and free-spirited prince x calm, levelheaded, adorable farming expert]
All eras, court politics, ages, characters, and locations in this story are products of the author's imagination and privately invented setting. Please don't overthink them. Just enjoy the story.
A lighthearted story written by an amateur. Please don't overanalyze it, just have fun reading.
Coming soon: the quick transmigration novel, Marry by Force, Take by Storm
Blurb:
You Mi was bound to a System.
The System assigned her a mission: in each world, she had to get a man and stay with him until death.
You Mi raised an eyebrow. How hard could that be?
First life: A female CEO and a college student. Her method of getting him: "I'll give you five million. Hand over your son to me." The college student couldn't escape. Success!
System: …
Second life: A princess of a fallen kingdom and the chancellor of an enemy nation. Her method of getting him: "I'll just kill the enemy emperor and become their emperor myself. After all, when the ruler orders a subject to die, the subject can't refuse." The chancellor couldn't get away. Success!
System: …
Third life: A little beggar girl and the crown prince. Her method of getting him: "The emperor wants to marry the chancellor's daughter and make her empress. The little beggar is pretty, so she'll take her place at the wedding. I'll kill the emperor on the wedding night and become the youngest empress dowager in the Li Dynasty." The crown prince couldn't get away. Success!
System: …
The System broke down and screamed, "Can't you take your time and build a relationship? What about getting to know each other, growing closer, falling in love, and staying together? Did you eat all those steps?"
You Mi sneered. "Didn't you tell me to get him? Why do you care how I do it? In the end, did he die with me? Wasn't he with me?"
The System took a deep breath. "You can't just force him to be yours!"
You Mi shrugged. "It's great. The fastest way to finish the mission."
Perhaps You Mi was too stubborn, so the System got angry and decided to ignore her.
You Mi and the System had been together for so long that they'd developed a little bond. She decided to give it some leeway.
Nth life: …
The System watched as the man it had chosen for You Mi forced her to be his, and fell into a daze.
Locked in a dark room, You Mi threw her head back and laughed. Look how great this is, how convenient. Mission accomplished!
The System cursed incoherently in a rage. "Every last one of them is freaking crazy, damn it!!"
A half-baked System that gives up in frustration vs. a ruthless Host who fights back at every challenge, and a pitiful male lead who keeps getting locked up.
Little scene:
The System explained, "Your mission is to stay with your target forever, even in death."
You Mi thought it over. "All right."
The System panicked. "Host, why... why are you holding a knife?"
You Mi smiled. "If I kill him first, I can just kill myself afterward, can't I?"
System: What the hell!!
Target: Shaking in fear!!
Theme: Be hardworking and brave, and strive for a better life
Am I too vicious? I just dragged her into the river. Oh, there is a reason why I can't be the heroine. I'll reflect on myself.
So what do you need those backgrounds for? The heroine can't even eat meat. Has there been no supply since moving here? Also, there is no one to serve. Could it be that the background is to make the marriage of the male and female protagonists less confusing?
Ahhhh, I finished watching it, it's great
"Zhi" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ silver
"Yi" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ meaning
No, this is the end. I feel like I can still write several more chapters.
"If" is a big bug for the author~ fall
"Comparative" is a big bug for the author~ delicate
The first thing you should do when something like this happens is to tie him up, right?
Hahahahaha Ruoliu said, it's up to you, stupid human being