Zhou Heng's retirement KPIs: clear the protagonist's maxed-out resentment, help him achieve a perfect life, and unlock side-quest achievement medals.
He worked diligently to redeem the villains and carefully raise the protagonists. From school to the stars, from court politics to the arena, he turned every world's "protagonist sworn enemy" into a "paper clip."
With retirement finally within reach, Zhou Heng watched a group of lovesick protagonists crowd around him. He pressed a fingertip to his glasses and fell silent...
[Mission World One: Cold-Blooded Tycoon Prodigy X Short-Tempered, Fight-Crazy Poor Kid]
At Hanshang High, fists were worth more than grades. Whenever the boy was ganged up on, he would see that tycoon's prodigy sprawled by the window, looking down at him like an insect with the coldest eyes.
"If I die, I'm taking you with me," the boy swore through bloodied teeth.
Until the other man bent down and gripped his blood-stained face. His lenses reflected the boy's injuries as he snarled, "If you ever fight like you don't care whether you live or die again, I'll fuck you up."
The boy grabbed his hand in return, his gaze feverish. "How?"
I thought I hated you so much I wanted to kill you. Turns out I wanted you so badly I could hardly stand it.
[Mission World Two: Fake Upright Censor X Ruthless Eunuch with the Power of a Nine-Thousand-Year Lord]
The Nine-Thousand-Year Lord was thrown into the imperial prison for corruption. The cruel officials wanted a look at his mutilated body, when a censor stepped out of the shadows, his glasses swaying gently. "You think you're allowed to look at his body?"
The Nine-Thousand-Year Lord, who had once sworn to cut this man to pieces, suddenly smiled despite the chains wrapped around him.
[A note of caution: The protagonist is a true eunuch. Based on the sterilization methods of a former dynasty, he can still respond, but requires special stimulation. Please avoid if this is a dealbreaker.]
I thought you despised me as something filthy, but you were the one who held me in your arms.
[Mission World Three: Rookie Who Loves Shipping Men X Short-Tempered King of the Jungle]
The Flame team was on the brink of collapse. The captain pulled strings to bring in a useless tagalong, who then forced the King of the Jungle into a fake romance to drum up publicity.
The straight male jungler had a short fuse and hated men flirting with each other. He got into several physical fights with the tagalong, only for the latter to use marketing accounts to spin each incident into some kind of "intimate" or "ambiguous" scene.
Then, during a variety show event, the jungler hid backstage to smoke.
Someone blew out the flame of his lighter and shoved a white-peach lollipop into his mouth.
Fans racked their brains guessing the candy's flavor. Only the King of the Jungle knew. On the night they won the championship, he pinned the other man against the corridor wall. "Let's make the act real. You dare?"
I thought you were deliberately provoking me. I never realized you were deliberately flirting with me.
[Mission World Four: Cold-Blooded, Deranged Colonel X Runaway Omega Pirate]
Captured and surrounded by Alphas, the Omega pirate only wanted to blow himself up and take the colonel with him.
But the colonel sent everyone away and stayed by his side through the worst of his heat, turning a ramshackle room into a refuge.
The Omega began to doubt himself: Am I really so unattractive that I can't even tempt you?
Even though we're all me, which one of us do you love more?
[Mission World Five: Fake Gentleman Who Marries into Wealth X Lovesick Rich Young Master]
The young master caught his boyfriend living off his money and tied him up, screaming in despair, "You don't love me at all!"
Zhou Heng sighed sincerely. "Your money is part of you. I love money, and I love you even more."
He wiggled his bound wrists. "Baby, untie me, and we can explore the nature of love in depth."
The young master: That... actually makes sense?
[Reading Guide]
1. Protagonist top, one-on-one, the top is a split fragment, and they end up united in both body and mind. Medium-slow transmigration.
2. Every world's protagonist is completely unhinged. At first, they hate the top enough to want to kill him; later, they cling to him like glue. The protagonists have wildly different personalities from world to world, but they're all deeply devoted and possessive, and only fall for the top.
3. Sweet romance with no angst, plus the fast pace of a wish-fulfillment novel. Soap opera drama and satisfying moments go hand in hand, and the logic serves the romance.
4. World Two, the true eunuch world, is based on historical research. Skip it if it's a dealbreaker, but I recommend giving it a close read (pushes up glasses).
5. The author updates regularly. Personal attacks are not welcome. If it's not to your taste, feel free to leave. Let's keep the comments civil. I'm grateful our paths crossed, sending love.
Tips:
When you think you're raising the protagonist, you're actually raising a bunch of lovesick idiots.
Retirement? Better ask whether they'll agree first.
Title and blurb updated on 2026.01.20
Original title: After Completing the Villain Missions, I Lured Away Every Protagonist [Quick Transmigration]
My next novel will be this one: [Quick Transmigration: A Professional at Breaking Up Protagonist Couples]
[Quick Transmigration anthology, protagonist-top romance, changing the top, occasional crematorium-style regret]
The "ex-boyfriend" is an unforgettable thorn in the protagonist's heart. Even after a breakup, memories of everything they once went through together can still bring tears to his eyes for a moment.
To complete its missions, the System binds itself to all kinds of Hosts. Guided by the principles that "those who plant the tree should enjoy its shade" and "fight for what you want," it makes the protagonist's affection for the "ex-boyfriend" reach its maximum. Breaking up the protagonist top and bottom's romance earns a huge number of points and a chance at "rebirth."
The mission-taker's response: "A lover from the start? This is great!"
Little Scene:
System: [Your mission is to lower the odds of a breakup, stop the official love interest from showing up, and prevent an ending involving grievous injuries and a ruined family.]
Ex-boyfriend top: "Wait, it's just a breakup. Why are you so bent on revenge?"
System: [Because of the way "you" hurt the bottom, the official love interest has trouble pursuing him.]
Ex-boyfriend top: "So what good does my tragic fate do for them?"
System: [It spices things up.]
Ex-boyfriend top: "..."
System: [You only lost your life, but they found love.]
Ex-boyfriend top: #Flips table#
[World One: School Days, Rocking Across the "Magpie" Bridge]
Lu Chuan * Ling Yuan
Ling Yuan first met Lu Chuan at a student council outing. The president had picked an extremely popular live music venue for the event.
The rock singer onstage held a bass. In a simple black T-shirt and jeans, he sang a hard-hitting song in a smoky voice, instantly captivating the entire audience and making Ling Yuan fall in love at first sight.
Ling Yuan tried all sorts of ways to win the bassist and lead singer's heart. But all his friends warned him that a guy like that valued "freedom," liked to play around, and wouldn't put much sincerity into a relationship.
Ling Yuan didn't believe them. In the end, he had no choice but to.
But he knew how extreme his personality could be. How could he willingly let go of the first person he had ever loved? So they had many fierce arguments.
When another argument led to a cold war, Ling Yuan decided to give up on the relationship. He was about to follow his friends' wishes and start something new when he happened to hear Lu Chuan scoff at someone who was pursuing him: "Ling Yuan and I just had a fight. It's not like we stopped loving each other. What gives you the right to butt in?"
[World Two: Jianghu, the "Black"-on-"Black" Rules of Love]
Yun Xingzhou * Yan Ye
Yan Ye, the "greatest swordsman under heaven," came from a prestigious family. He was graceful, dashing, and aloof, and wielded his sword, "Moonlit Reflection," with peerless skill. He had long held a top spot on the martial arts rankings.
Yet this flawless swordsman had a useless tagalong for a partner. The man came from the renowned Medicine King Valley, but his medical skills were ordinary. Though he had a "heart of compassion," he always insisted on doing things his own way, leaving Yan Ye to clean up the mess every time.
The worst thing you could do while traveling the jianghu was show useless kindness, and this partner was forever being "kind."
Yun Xingzhou accused Yan Ye of being ruthless and merciless, slowly wearing away the debt he owed Yan Ye for saving his life.
Yan Ye thought he and Yun Xingzhou were headed for a future where they had "different paths and nothing in common," so he decided to tell him they should go their separate ways.
Their inn was suddenly attacked. Yan Ye was about to fight back when he saw that Yun Xingzhou had drugged the attackers, leaving them to suffer the burning pain of rotting flesh.
"You all say I have a heart of compassion. But if you dare touch my man, I'll send you to meet the Bodhisattva."
[World Three: Interstellar, Every Day the Uniform Gets Soaked]
Ye Jingtang * Jiang Jinxing
In the Federation, no one looked down on anyone more than they did the Alpha who married into the Jiang family. Jiang Jinxing himself knew that Ye Jingtang must resent him deeply. If the Ye family's business hadn't collapsed, and Ye Jingtang's pheromones hadn't been a near-perfect match for Jiang Jinxing's, Jiang Jinxing would never have married him so easily.
So after their engagement, Ye Jingtang never once smiled at him and always spoke with barbed words.
No one knew that Jiang Jinxing had a secret crush on him. To save their shaky engagement, Jiang Jinxing laid bare all his feelings for Ye Jingtang, only to be met with the Alpha's scorn and the complaint, "Am I responsible for your feelings for me?"
Jiang Jinxing was utterly heartbroken. He thought he should call off the engagement and set Ye Jingtang free.
Somehow, the news got out. For the first time, Jiang Jinxing didn't deny it, until Ye Jingtang showed up at the military base.
A sentry hurried over to Jiang Jinxing. "Colonel Jiang, you'd better go take a look. Your fiance, the Alpha, is crying at the gate."
Jiang Jinxing: "??"
[World Four: Modern City, Spending Money Is the Prettiest "Flower" in the World]
Xie Cun Zhi * Yan Zhuo
[World Five: Apocalypse, When a Tragic Fate Turns into a "Doomed" One]
Xing Zhou * Xi Wang
[World Six: Modern City, Turning Solo Love into Hands-On Practice]
Zhou Jing * Zou Yanzhi
[World Seven: Showbiz, A Guide to Feeding the Top-Tier Star]
Pei Chaoluo * Jiang Zhou
[World Eight: School Days, When Your Boyfriend's "Boyfriend Skills" Go Wrong]
Kuang Ye * Wen Xu
Reading Notes and Content Warnings:
1. This is a protagonist-top anthology with one-on-one couples, written purely to indulge the author's tastes. It's not suitable for extreme top stans.
2. The writing is bad, and the whole point is to be awkward. Enjoy the story and be civil. If you don't like it, you're free to leave. Please don't post negativity or malice in the comments.
3. Thanks to everyone supporting the official release. I bow and clasp my hands again, mwah~~
Theme: Turn over a new leaf and become a better person.
It's beautiful and beautiful. I like the first three worlds the most, but the later ones are also beautiful. I can't bear to see only these worlds. [Hug your thighs] [Hold your thighs] [Hold your thighs] [Cry loudly]
Let's see if we can do two extra episodes, I can't bear to finish it 🥺
Among the fast-traveling articles I have read, this article has a very good grasp of the characters in each volume. It will never feel like the protagonist is the same person in another world. Therefore, I can get the feeling that the stupid puppy character of Shou is looming in every world, but I have to say that this if The vague sense of a stupid puppy is not enough to support a character who needs too much leadership charisma (actually, apart from the explosive sexual tension in the first volume, it starts to become a little gentler from the second volume. This should be the manifestation of emotional changes. I got it, but the charm value did drop a little bit for me)
To be honest, I am quite disgusted with this kind of plot where others make choices for the protagonist without telling him. Because if this kind of plot occurs and the protagonist's reaction cannot keep up with the rhythm, the charm of the protagonist will be greatly reduced (Help!!! I'm out of ideas!!!)
In these chapters, the sentence patterns of "not... But..." And "without... Without..." Appear a lot.
Looks good! ! Finished spreading flowers! Except I didn't like the second world, The Eunuch was Jumped, I've finished watching the other worlds 🤩, but I still feel that I'm still unfinished, and I also hope that Xiaosu can remember the worlds we experienced together.
I can't bear to part with it, is there any sweet extra [Mao Tou] [Mao Tou]
Finished spreading flowers! [Spreading flowers] [Spreading flowers] I suddenly discovered that the last world is exactly the same as the first world. The chaebol young master × the high school boxing physical characteristics ~ the noble president × the college physical characteristics, echoing from beginning to end, so wonderful ~ 🤩
Teacher, I really like your writing! [Laughing loudly] The characters, plot, and emotional lines are all amazing! I don't know if there will be any extras in the future. I'm personally looking forward to the content. One is the story of Zhou Heng in the ABO world growing up a little mushroom who has just gone through a huge family change in his early days. The other is the story of his favorite bamboo horse growing up together from a baby to a child to a teenager to an adult! Looking forward to seeing the extras! [Let me be healthy]🤩
Of course, if the boss has other plans, I'm also looking forward to it. I'm really looking forward to the teacher's next major book. I've already collected all the pre-orders! Very much looking forward to it! 💪 💪 This data is a bit bizarre, and it is a masterpiece worthy of tens of thousands of collections ~ I hope the teacher can continue writing, gold will always shine! 😍[Rose][Rose]
Why did it end so quickly! ! ! [Picking the brain][picking the brain][picking the brain] Does the teacher have any extra stories? 😭 😭
I haven't seen enough of the extras! ! ❤️❤️❤️
It's beautiful and beautiful. I like the first three worlds the most, but the later ones are also beautiful. I can't bear to see only these worlds. [Hug your thighs] [Hold your thighs] [Hold your thighs] [Cry loudly]
Let's see if we can do two extra episodes, I can't bear to finish it 🥺
Among the fast-traveling articles I have read, this article has a very good grasp of the characters in each volume. It will never feel like the protagonist is the same person in another world. Therefore, I can get the feeling that the stupid puppy character of Shou is looming in every world, but I have to say that this if The vague sense of a stupid puppy is not enough to support a character who needs too much leadership charisma (actually, apart from the explosive sexual tension in the first volume, it starts to become a little gentler from the second volume. This should be the manifestation of emotional changes. I got it, but the charm value did drop a little bit for me)
To be honest, I am quite disgusted with this kind of plot where others make choices for the protagonist without telling him. Because if this kind of plot occurs and the protagonist's reaction cannot keep up with the rhythm, the charm of the protagonist will be greatly reduced (Help!!! I'm out of ideas!!!)
In these chapters, the sentence patterns of "not... But..." And "without... Without..." Appear a lot.
Looks good! ! Finished spreading flowers! Except I didn't like the second world, The Eunuch was Jumped, I've finished watching the other worlds 🤩, but I still feel that I'm still unfinished, and I also hope that Xiaosu can remember the worlds we experienced together.
I can't bear to part with it, is there any sweet extra [Mao Tou] [Mao Tou]
Finished spreading flowers! [Spreading flowers] [Spreading flowers] I suddenly discovered that the last world is exactly the same as the first world. The chaebol young master × the high school boxing physical characteristics ~ the noble president × the college physical characteristics, echoing from beginning to end, so wonderful ~ 🤩 Teacher, I really like your writing! [Laughing loudly] The characters, plot, and emotional lines are all amazing! I don't know if there will be any extras in the future. I'm personally looking forward to the content. One is the story of Zhou Heng in the ABO world growing up a little mushroom who has just gone through a huge family change in his early days. The other is the story of his favorite bamboo horse growing up together from a baby to a child to a teenager to an adult! Looking forward to seeing the extras! [Let me be healthy]🤩 Of course, if the boss has other plans, I'm also looking forward to it. I'm really looking forward to the teacher's next major book. I've already collected all the pre-orders! Very much looking forward to it! 💪 💪 This data is a bit bizarre, and it is a masterpiece worthy of tens of thousands of collections ~ I hope the teacher can continue writing, gold will always shine! 😍[Rose][Rose]
Why did it end so quickly! ! ! [Picking the brain][picking the brain][picking the brain] Does the teacher have any extra stories? 😭 😭