The Real Heiress Goes Viral on a Paranormal Variety Show by Being So Cringey

Song Zhong was born with yin-yang eyes and has been able to talk to ghosts and monsters since childhood. At eighteen, she was finally reunited with the Song family as their real daughter.

Faced with a scheming fake heiress, and the disdain and provocations of her biased parents and siblings, Song Zhong was deeply moved.

To repay them, Song Zhong secretly signed the whole family up for The Great Psychic Showdown, making them variety-show NPCs who would get to experience crime scenes up close, share a bed with vicious ghosts, and enjoy a taste of the supernatural.

The Great Psychic Showdown, held once every three years across the country, is now airing to great fanfare.

Among all the amazing big shots, viewers discover one contestant with... a serious case of social confidence.

She displays an astonishing knack for flirting with ghosts (one-sidedly).

And once she sets off down the greasy road, there's no turning back.

-

"Baby, I understand you."

Song Zhong takes the hand of the female ghost standing by her bed in the middle of the night, her face covered in blood. "You just like me, that's all. I get it."

Female ghost: ?

Female ghost: What a drag.

-

The gruesomely murdered boy grins and removes his own head. Blood and maggots crawl out of the severed neck as he asks an innocent bystander if he deserved to be beheaded.

Song Zhong grabs the boy's head and flashes an alluring smile. "That little trick of yours got me. You win. I'll sew your head back on for free."

Boy: ???

Host: As the winner of this competition, do you have anything you'd like to say?

Song Zhong: We provide professional job-placement services for unemployed vicious ghosts. Ten years in business, tens of thousands of five-star reviews. You deserve it.

Host: ...Please don't advertise.

-

The number-one ghost lover with an average mental state of a heroine * a male ghost hero who acts all meek on the surface but secretly eats three people in one sitting

Theme: Everyone has their own value. Learn to recognize it.