Poor, unlucky Chu Le was living on the streets when he met Jian Bai, a billionaire.
"Come home with me." Jian Bai held out a hand.
Chu Le: "?" Wait, who are you, man?
Jian Bai was concise: "I'm your master."
What does that mean? You want to trade money for sex with me?
Do I look like that kind of person?
Chu Le glanced at the balance text from his bank and calmly replied, "Sure, Mr. Jian. Can you reimburse me for The Canary's Guide to Self-Cultivation? I'll be sure to study hard."
Jian Bai: "..."
Chu Le's ears turned red. Clumsily, he kissed Jian Bai's cheek, his beautiful eyes utterly innocent. "The internet says we should start with intimate physical contact. Is this right?"
Jian Bai: "…"
How could my darling, who can destroy all kinds of demons with a single punch and sink an entire city with one palm, be so... adorable after taking human form and running away?
He wants to cuddle up to me like crazy the moment we meet?
*
One day, Chu Le suddenly realized that the people around him didn't seem to be human.
He lived in fear and trepidation, anxiously trying to survive in the cracks between them.
Then one day, he realized that he might not be human either.
He might not even count as a living creature.
*
Jian Bai, the king of the merfolk and a thousand-year-old great demon, ran into a few bad-luck mishaps.
The precious treasure he had refined using a siren's scale had disappeared, along with the other half of his soul, sealed inside it and tainted by black water.
Good news: He found his treasure.
Bad news: The treasure had taken the form of a delicate, pampered human boy.
Good news: The boy had a beautiful face, looked good from every angle, and was exactly to a mermaid's taste. He was even more lovable than his original form, and liked to cling to Jian Bai and ask for kisses.
Bad news: The other half of Jian Bai's soul, sealed for a hundred years, had also taken form after being nourished by the treasure. That foolish black fish had mistaken the treasure for its mother and kept calling him "Mommy."
Little Black Fish: It's fine. We can each call him what we like. I'll call him Mommy, and you can call him your wife. No conflict there.
[No artist could fail to love their muse. And you are the most perfect work of my life.]
[Reader's Guide]
1. The top is a mermaid.
2. The bottom is soft, a silly, delicate beauty, adored by everyone, and unaware of how powerful he is.
3. The top can split into copies.
[Important]
An old story is being reopened. The core premise is unchanged, but the worldbuilding has been revised.
Click through to my profile and bookmark my next story, The Little Liar~
The moment Xia Xunzhi ended the in-game relationship with his gaming partner, messages from that unlucky cousin of his partner started pouring in.
Yu Mian: "Bro, why did you two get divorced?! [Shocked][Shocked]!"
Yu Mian: "Was there a misunderstanding? Want me to talk to her?"
Yu Mian: "Don't ignore me! [Wronged]"
Three minutes later, another notification flashed.
Yu Mian: "Bro, will you still play games with me from now on? [Cat Holding Back Tears.jpg]"
Yu Mian: "Don't let that woman come between our bond! [Bawling]"
Xia Xunzhi was silent for a moment, then sent one word: "Heh."
Yu Mian angrily threw his phone down.
What a heartless man! I'll prove I don't need you after all.
After losing rank again in the new season,
Yu Mian put on a wig and a skirt, snapped a selfie, and sent it all in one go. "Bro, look at me... do I pass? [Peeking][Shy]"
Xia Xunzhi: "…"
Yu Mian: "The most important thing is that we play games together and live out our days there! [Fist]"
Xia Xunzhi: "Log on."
Xia Xunzhi, heir to the Xia Group, was a decisive, proud, and distinguished business prodigy.
Rumor had it he was aloof and abstinent, surrounded by countless admirers, but never involved in any romantic scandals.
No one knew that when he was young, unruly and full of bad habits, he'd been sent back to the old family home in the countryside to be left to his own devices for a while.
That's where he met the person he resolved to protect for the rest of his life.
Only, that person was a hateful little liar.
The little liar called him "Big Brother" this and "Big Brother" that, stuck to him day in and day out, and shamelessly declared they were destined to be together for life over a two-yuan plastic ring. He said he'd marry him when they grew up.
Xia Xunzhi was fed up with him. He pretended to be annoyed, all the while happily accepting the ring.
The little liar cured him of his bad habits and stole his heart, then vanished from his life when summer vacation ended.
Eight years later
Xia Xunzhi stared at a long-haired selfie sent by his hapless cousin in their game chat. He nearly ground his teeth to dust.
He'd recognize that face even if it were burned to ashes. Now that its youthful innocence had faded, it was even more infuriatingly beautiful.
But how could he be a man?!
A thousand nasty thoughts flashed through Xia Xunzhi's mind, and he laughed in fury.
His fingers trembled as he typed two simple words:
"Log on."
*
One day, Xia Xunzhi cornered Yu Mian in the dressing room, gripping his wrist and holding up that all-too-familiar skirt.
Xia Xunzhi lowered his eyes, a smile playing at the corners of his mouth. "Come on, say exactly what you said when you sent that selfie. Don't leave out a single word, okay~"
The bottom is intersex! [Important: please be aware before reading]
A beautiful intersex bottom x a black-bellied, vicious-dog top.
Theme: Miracles can happen anywhere in life
Jian Bai: "Did you know? The mermaid actually has two penises..."
Chu Le's pupils were shocked: "Wha... What?"
Jian Bai: "What are you thinking about? As for you, when you see this, use the finger that pokes the screen to click on the author's column to pre-order "The Little Liar""
— Love liar beautiful bisexual sex x white cut black vicious dog attack
One mermaid has two sticks, two mermaids have four sticks (count on your fingers)
The baby is so reluctant to let go of me. Can there be more extras?
It's so cool. Oh my god, my god. This is the most enjoyable novel I've read recently. Oh my god, especially the little mommy. This title really pisses me off.
Are there any extras? I really can't bear to part with it. Woohoo.
Sandwich biscuits, I'll eat them
The demon body experiment ended just like that. I thought they were the villains [laughing and crying]. Is it over that the entertainment industry is also hacking the snake to death?
"Child" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
Still there
Jian Bai: "Did you know? The mermaid actually has two penises..." Chu Le's pupils were shocked: "Wha... What?" Jian Bai: "What are you thinking about? As for you, when you see this, use the finger that pokes the screen to click on the author's column to pre-order "The Little Liar"" — Love liar beautiful bisexual sex x white cut black vicious dog attack
One mermaid has two sticks, two mermaids have four sticks (count on your fingers)
The baby is so reluctant to let go of me. Can there be more extras?
It's so cool. Oh my god, my god. This is the most enjoyable novel I've read recently. Oh my god, especially the little mommy. This title really pisses me off.
Are there any extras? I really can't bear to part with it. Woohoo.
Sandwich biscuits, I'll eat them
The demon body experiment ended just like that. I thought they were the villains [laughing and crying]. Is it over that the entertainment industry is also hacking the snake to death?
"Child" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Still there
Finished the chase. Super beautiful! ! ! ! Sweet
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