How Can Different Species Date?

When it comes to interspecies romance, Ji Xia, as one of the atypical examples, would like to raise his hand too. He and his boyfriend are one such case. His boyfriend is human, while he is a zombie. His boyfriend, however, has no idea who he really is. He does a good job of hiding it. Aside from liking ketchup and keeping a nocturnal schedule, he has never done anything out of line. His relationship with his boyfriend has always been stable, too. If nothing unexpected happened, he believed they could stay together until the day they parted amicably. But in the end, the unexpected happened all the same. Less than three months into their relationship, he discovered his boyfriend was cheating on him. It started one late night, when someone named "Qin" called. His boyfriend thought he was asleep and answered. The voice on the other end was hard to make out, but he heard his boyfriend whisper, "Where are you?" and "Stay right there. Don't move. I'll come find you." Then his boyfriend quietly got out of bed and left. By morning, he came back looking completely drained. His friend said it was cheating, and that his boyfriend had put a green hat on him. He couldn't let it go. Even if he was going to break up, he should first find proof of the scumbag's cheating and nail him to the wall. Ji Xia was always one to take advice. When his boyfriend went out again late that night, he disguised himself and secretly followed. Then he saw... His boyfriend whipped out two yellow talismans and attacked a "woman" in a red dress, her long hair dragging on the ground, with a swift flourish of his sword. Ghostly shrieks filled the sky, and the ground shook violently. Ji Xia: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴ Good news: His boyfriend wasn't cheating. Bad news: His boyfriend was a Celestial Master! Bad news +1: While hiding his identity, he'd broken two of his boyfriend's ribs. His boyfriend was now searching everywhere for him, vowing to kill him. A whole string of surprises left Ji Xia reeling. He spent all night sucking on ketchup and wondering what to do next. Early the next morning, Li Xing, who had just come back from an outing and was about to make his little boyfriend a loving breakfast, was dumped by him because their ID numbers didn't match. Li Xing: "!" #What do I do if my wife insists on breaking up? # #It's no big deal. I'll just woo him again. # #What if my wife is a zombie? # #What zombie? Where? My wife? You must have seen wrong. # #You didn't see wrong? So what? A zombie is still my wife! # [Adorable, cute, and ridiculously powerful zombie shou vs. lovesick Celestial Master gong who gags and spits out even a chewed-up zombie] ※※※ The gong is 30. On his ID, the shou is seven years younger than him. In reality... A modern supernatural rom-com, 1v1, happy ending. -- Pre-release: "After Hearing Plants' Thoughts, the Little Deaf Man Marries by Contract and Joins a Marriage Reality Show" Blurb: His cousin and the cousin's arranged-marriage match both disappeared without a trace. Raised by his aunt after losing both parents at a young age, Wen Guizhou stepped up and entered a marriage contract with his cousin's bachelor uncle, Jiang Du, a former movie star. The news sparked heated discussion across the internet as soon as it was announced. The reason was simple: one was deaf in both ears, and the other had limited mobility. Top comment from a netizen: A deaf guy and a cripple, sounds like a good match. -- Not long after the wedding, the two were invited to join a marriage reality show, as a contrast to the celebrity couple who were all the rage at the time. The celebrity couple had been childhood sweethearts, with a deep bond and feelings going both ways. Their relationship was sweeter than honey, and they were a powerhouse pairing of a musical prodigy and a top-tier star. By contrast, Wen Guizhou and his husband barely knew each other. They were so polite they could have been strangers. Wen Guizhou was an unknown university student, with bangs obscuring his eyes and making his face hard to see. He was deaf and couldn't hear people talking, and he couldn't even find the camera. The contrast was bound to be brutal. Before the show even aired, plenty of people flooded the official account with jeers, eagerly waiting to see the rich couple's fake marriage go up in flames. Later... All four couples went to a water park. Wen Guizhou got soaked by accident and swept his bangs back with one hand, revealing a smooth, fair forehead and a stunningly beautiful face. His drenched white T-shirt clung to his waist... [Aaaaah!!! Big brother, look at me! Look over here! Hah, hah (drooling)~] [Hubby? Hubby!] [Hahahahahaha, look at Movie Emperor Jiang. He can't take his eyes off our Zhouzhou!] [Look! Zhouzhou's ears are bright red!] One clip made Wen Guizhou famous. Deaf and unable to hear? [Zhouzhou can read lips! And why are his ears red again?] Can't find the camera? [Hahaha, he's shoved his whole face into the camera. Don't take advantage of being handsome to do whatever you want!] An unknown university student? [Girls, we found him! A first-year master's student in botany at Yanjing University says he's a senior in their key lab!] Other people get dug up and end up with more dirt on them. When it came to Wen Guizhou, all people could say was, "What other surprises do you have in store for us?" Of course he did. Wen Guizhou had a secret he'd never told anyone: he could hear plants' thoughts. At the arranged-marriage meeting, Two bird-of-paradise plants with intertwined branches: [That Jiang Du sure is thrilled to marry Zhouzhou, and here he is pretending to be reserved. Wasn't he the one who talked his niece into running away just now?] Wen Guizhou: ?! On the marriage reality show, A freely spreading areca palm: [What a load of crap, calling him a musical genius. He just plagiarizes. Disgusting. And he's with a staff member here... Ewww (I'm shivering).] Wen Guizhou: … (shivering along) At the water park, The mosquito-repellent plants lining the paths: [Hey, hey, hey, stop pulling! You're stripping all our leaves... Sob, it's someone else who wants to steal your wife, not me (slurp).] Wen Guizhou paused, hand in his bangs, and turned around, just in time to meet Jiang Du's gaze before he could look away. -- The show aired to a positive response, and cooperation between the two families proceeded smoothly. His cousin eventually got together with Miss Jiang after all, and Wen Guizhou's task was done. That night, he tentatively suggested ending their contract. As soon as the words left his mouth, thoughts surged at him from all sides: [Aaaaah!!! Don't go! Zhouzhou, I'll miss you so much~] [Zhouzhou, don't choose your gong. Choose me, choose me, take me with you.] [No, I'm going to cry.] [Gong, say something!] The person in the wheelchair stood up without warning and walked toward him step by step, speaking while signing in somewhat clumsy sign language: "Don't go." [Flirtatious without realizing it, prince-like shou vs. chaste, reserved, scheming gong] Theme: Let go of prejudice and face challenges head-on.