Rumor Has It Akutagawa Has No Ability

This story is complete. The extra chapters will be published as a separate story. See the notice in the final chapter for details. Akutagawa Ryunosuke: literary giant, Port Mafia boss, and a terrifyingly sociable man known as a social butterfly. Here are a few examples: Chuya and Rimbaud: They lived together from the start and were a package deal. Dazai Osamu and Mori Ogai: They didn't resist at all and just went along with it. Hagiwara Sakutaro: A few words were all it took to make him leave an enemy organization and join them. Kikuchi Kan and Shiga Naoya, along with their entire organizations: They were won over gradually, and joined at the first opportunity. The Armed Detective Agency: Enemies in name, helping out in reality. Fyodor: A genuine enemy, but one whose intentions were ultimately to help Akutagawa. And so: Retired Teacher Natsume: Protect the light of the literary world! Mr. Mori at the Port Mafia: His hairline keeps receding. Ango at the Special Division: His hairline keeps receding. Odasaku, the writer of sweet stories: His hairline is safe for now. Fyodor: My oni teacher, come see the new world with me! Rimbaud and Chuya: We want a male mom! We want a male mom! Dazai, a black-mud-coated cherry: Anyone who gets in the way of my mission for Teacher Akutagawa can go die. Some elementary school student: My worldview is shattered. P.S. In this story, Akutagawa is the same age as Dazai and Chuya, which means he's two years older than in the original. The first few chapters are a rough, embarrassing history. Theme: Teacher Akutagawa is the absolute best