Livestreaming My Ascension After Failing My Tribulation

[Upcoming: When the Overpowered Protagonist Binds the Wrong Harem System and The Beauty Who Awakened to the Wrong Truth Runs Away. Please add them to your reading list~] After failing his tribulation, Bai Sheng was struck by lightning and sent to the future, where he transmigrated into the body of a useless little streamer whose boyfriend had cheated on him, who was drowning in debt, and who could die of illness at any moment. To his surprise, spiritual energy was incredibly abundant in this world, but almost no one knew how to cultivate! Bai Sheng: What a waste! The original owner's few fans had been counting down the days until he died. Instead, they discovered that the whole livestream had suddenly taken a bizarre turn. Not only did he take a high-risk bounty mission that only the gifted could handle, he stood yawning on the sidelines while everyone else fought for their lives! Then, while everyone else was at a loss, he casually set down a few crystals, trapping the rampaging mutated vines. With a finger, he sliced them into pieces, then muttered that he was cold and set them alight for firewood! The viewers who'd been waiting for him to die: I must still be dreaming. Didn't you need a laser cutter to saw those things apart?! Bai Sheng peddled all kinds of weird things every day like a con artist. When someone asked the price, he said, "The regular price is a hundred thousand, but I'll give you a friends-and-family discount: five thousand!" The person rolled their eyes, and the viewers started mocking him too. What the hell, has this streamer gone crazy for money? Can you embarrass yourself any more? Then danger struck. Everyone else was struggling to hold on, but he was lounging around with a talisman in one hand and a lightning formation in the other. They immediately screamed, "Give me one... No! Give me ten!" Other people injured themselves trying to capture a rare spirit fox for a pet, barely able to take another step. But the little creature bounded over to Bai Sheng, rolled around on his shoe, and threw a tantrum, begging him to form a contract. Bai Sheng patted the little dragon's head where it rested around his neck, glanced at the Pixiu gobbling down food and the Howling Moon Silver Wolf scratching itself against a tree behind him, then looked at the filthy little ball with disdain. "No. You're dirty." The injured people nearly passed out from anger, and the viewers blew up: Just get used to it. This is basic stuff for him, heh... Damn, I'm so jealous. If you don't want it, give it to me! The whole community became more and more competitive under his influence. Just as everyone was desperately trying to take on more missions and improve their strength, Bai Sheng... He ascended! Everyone: Damn it! Could you act like a person for once?! Upcoming story: When the Overpowered Protagonist Binds the Wrong Harem System Bai Li was the chosen overpowered protagonist. After a long, arduous journey, he was about to dominate the cultivation world. But when he bound himself to a leveling System, he accidentally got a harem System instead, turning into a delicate, pampered Omega bastard son who had nothing going for him except his looks. Bai Li: Can't I just conquer a different continent? A completely bare-bones start? I'm used to this! The System was delighted. "Our whole thing is being a pretty little useless thing! You're breathtakingly beautiful but as frail as a willow in the wind. Everyone will want to pamper you, love you, cherish you, and willingly give you everything!" Bai Li sneered. "Rely on my looks? Who do you think you're insulting? Don't you have hands?" The System: ... It tried to make corrections, but the story gradually went off the rails. Under the influence of his halo, all the Alphas started showering him with attention, but somehow he made them all more competitive. Some cannon-fodder character: "A delicate Omega like you should stay home and practice flower arranging..." Bai Li lazily lifted his eyes and casually shoved the man into the wall, where he stayed stuck for ages. When he piloted a mecha for the first time, everyone expected the delicate Omega to pass out from the strain on his mind. Instead, Bai Li's mental strength was so powerful that he short-circuited an A-grade mecha. At the interschool tournament, everyone waited for him to suffer a humiliating defeat so they could be the first to rush over and comfort the beauty. But Bai Li challenged someone above his level, won, and sent his opponent flying. Seeing everyone's stunned faces, he said with disdain, "Challenging someone above your level in a life-or-death situation is normal. You can't even do that?" Everyone: ...We'll go back and train harder! If training doesn't kill us, we'll train until it does! Everyone who harbored impure thoughts about him was driven into a frenzy of competition. They turned a steamy romance into an inspirational story, and even the big shots were too afraid to think about that terrifying presence in their dreams. The System cried, "I wanted you to conquer their hearts and bodies..." Bai Li snorted. "Have I conquered you all?" Everyone nodded like pecking chicks. "Yes, yes, you've conquered us. We wouldn't dare be disloyal. We never skip a day of training. We're thoroughly convinced, body and soul..." It's not like we want to die. Who'd dare say no! Upcoming story 2: The Beauty Who Awakened to the Wrong Truth Runs Away Fu Yue Bai was a famously spoiled beauty throughout the cultivation world. He was truly beautiful, and truly spoiled. The little tyrant had the boundless affection of the Moonlight Immortal Venerable above him. The elders of every sect cherished him like a treasure, and below him, his childhood sweetheart, heir to the foremost immortal sect, adored him so much he practically held him in the palm of his hand, ready to give him the stars and the moon. Fu Yue Bai was perfectly happy with his life, but just before he was about to form a cultivation bond with his childhood sweetheart, he suddenly awakened. It turned out he was nothing but a universally despised cannon-fodder character in a sweet romance about an immortal sect. His master doted on him only because he resembled the master's departed cultivation partner, who had long since ascended. The sect indulged him only because they wanted his Glazed Immortal Bones. Worst of all, his childhood sweetheart spoiled him just to ruin him. On their wedding night, he would gouge out his eyes and heart, then personally extract his immortal bones and give them to his true love. Fu Yue Bai sucked in a sharp breath. How the hell was he supposed to put up with that? To save his life, he ran away from home and escaped his wedding, shocking the entire cultivation world and making countless people ecstatic. Had the little tyrant fallen out with that fiend? Didn't that mean they all had a chance now? So when Yan Junheng finally managed to find the little tyrant, he saw him surrounded by all sorts of people trying to win his favor. He nearly choked. His teeth clenched with fury. The Chengying Sword transformed into countless streaks of light and hovered over their heads. "Anyone who dares touch him will die!" These days, the cultivation world only gossips about two things. First, did the little tyrant return to the sect today? Second, has that fiend made up with him yet? If not, when will the rest of us get our chance? Fu Yue Bai ran away countless times. By the time Yan Junheng had turned dark, Fu Yue Bai suddenly learned another truth as red silk bound their wrists. It turned out he wasn't a spoiled cannon-fodder character at all. He was the bona fide chosen one. The book he'd read was simply a spiteful fanfiction written by someone who had a crush on his childhood sweetheart. Fu Yue Bai was speechless. Was that really fanfiction? Wasn't I the one being punished? He glanced at the red-eyed man with the cold expression and meekly said, "I really won't run away again. Don't tie my hands up, or... how am I supposed to hug you?" With a click, the golden Immortal-Binding Shackle, padded with a thick lining, fastened around his slender ankle. The man opened his arms, smiling without warmth. "Now you can come hug me." Theme: Even in the depths of an abyss, keep your heart turned toward the light.