My Male God Turned into My Golden Retriever

[Coming next: After Failing My Tribulation, I Started Livestreaming My Ascension. Please add it to your reading list!] Xu Ran had a face that could launch a thousand ships and first-rate acting skills, yet he was an obscure nobody in the entertainment industry. He was actor Gu Nanpei's number one fanboy. He even named his golden retriever Xiao Nan. He was lucky enough to act opposite his idol, only to discover that the man wasn't quite as aloof as the rumors made him out to be. When Xu Ran sprained his ankle, Gu Nanpei carried him back to the production crew with a cold expression. During a scene where Xu Ran fell into the water, Gu Nanpei gave him a breath mouth to mouth. When they ate ice cream, he even brushed a finger across the corner of Xu Ran's lips, then casually licked it clean. Meanwhile, strange things began happening at home, too. Xu Ran would wake up on the sofa with a blanket over him. When he was delirious with a high fever, his phone would automatically message his idol's assistant. His Weibo account would even suddenly like and repost his idol's posts. Xu Ran suspected his golden retriever was responsible, but he had no proof. After all, animals weren't allowed to become spirits! After filming wrapped, Xu Ran, convinced he'd never see his idol again, hugged his golden retriever and cried all night. The next morning, he woke up in Gu Nanpei's arms. Xu Ran thought he was dreaming. Blushing like a tomato, he said, "Brother Gu?" Gu Nanpei gathered him into his arms, his voice low and husky. "I've held you, kissed you, and slept with you. You even called me Xiao Nan last night, and now you're calling me Brother Gu? Hmm?" A cold, germophobic idol top x a sweet, hardworking, lovesick bottom Coming soon: After Failing My Tribulation, I Started Livestreaming My Ascension Bai Sheng failed his tribulation and was struck by lightning into the future, where he transmigrated into the body of a useless streamer who was dying of illness, drowning in debt, and had a boyfriend who cheated on him. To his surprise, the spiritual energy in this world was incredibly abundant, but almost nobody knew how to cultivate! Bai Sheng: What a waste of a heaven-sent resource! The original owner's few fans had been counting down the days until he died, but then they noticed the whole livestream had suddenly taken a bizarre turn. He took a reckless bounty mission that only the gifted could handle, then stood yawning nearby while everyone else fought for their lives! And when everyone was at a loss, he casually laid down a few crystals to trap a rampaging mutant vine, sliced it into pieces with a finger, then muttered that he was cold and set it alight for firewood! The viewers waiting for him to get himself killed: I must still be dreaming. Don't you need a laser cutter to saw through that thing?! The others nearly broke themselves trying to catch a rare fox spirit as a pet, and could barely take another step. But the little thing bounded over to Bai Sheng, rolled around on his shoe, and threw a tantrum, acting cute to beg for a contract. Bai Sheng patted the head of the little dragon around his neck, glanced at the Pixiu stuffing its face nearby and the Howling Moon Silver Wolf scratching its back against a tree behind him, then looked at the dirty little furball with disdain. "No. You're dirty." The injured person nearly choked with rage, while the viewers exploded: You'll get used to it. This is basic stuff. Heh... Damn, I'm so jealous. If you don't want it, give it to me! Bai Sheng occasionally thought he should honor his identity as a streamer, so he livestreamed himself opening packages at home and thanking his fans. Bai Sheng: Thanks to the Bounty Association for the energy gun, though I never use this kind of thing; Thanks to this fellow cultivator for the top-grade crystals, which I casually put in a drawer; Thanks to this rich fan for the limited-edition black card. Too bad I can barely spend money these days. Everything outside is free. Sigh... Everyone was furious: Please stop flaunting your privilege! The whole cultivation world became more and more competitive because of him. Just as everyone was desperately taking on more missions to increase their strength, Bai Sheng... He ascended! Everyone: Damn it! Could you at least act like a person?! Coming soon: If I Don't Be a Good Person, I'll Die. Please add it to your reading list! After the great demon Shen Qingling blew himself up, he unexpectedly ended up in a future society and was forced to bind himself to a "Good Person System." He was required to be a good person and collect affection points, or else he would have to relive his most painful death again and again. System: Sweetie, I recommend singing, dancing, and debuting on your looks. It's easy for a celebrity to collect goodwill. Demon, who slaughtered a hundred thousand demons, burned a thousand cities, and killed without blinking: ... He went straight for the most dangerous purge mission, said to have an extremely high fatality rate. When he saw several mission takers about to die after getting trapped by a single mutant spider, he sneered. "Useless!" System: Please be kind and friendly, Host. Be a good person. Shen Qingling: ...Don't be afraid. I'll save you! When some idiots stirred up a white tiger and everyone was trapped in a cave, Shen Qingling couldn't help sneering. "Humans are stupid!" System: Please, Host... Shen Qingling: You go on ahead. I'll cover the rear! When some weak humans asked him to trade spirit herbs to save the person they loved, Shen Qingling stuffed the things into the young woman's arms before the System could even speak. Shen Qingling: We're all on missions. We should help each other. System: ...Good. You're answering before I even ask now. Later, his affection points skyrocketed, and he became the unattainable ideal of countless people. One of his little fans finally got the chance to meet her idol, only to burst into tears at the sight of his blood-soaked, murderous aura. System: We hope the Host will comfort her right away. You need to be a good person. Shen Qingling said helplessly, "I don't know how to comfort people. How about... I chop up a monster for you to see? Please stop crying." The little girl only cried harder. Shen Qingling: ... As it turned out, the only ones who could defeat him were the System and human children.