Transmigrated into the Film Emperor's Father

[Coming soon: My Son Bound the Wrong Harem Magnet System and When the Immortal Venerable Meets His Demons. Please add them to your reading lists!] Tao Ran transmigrates into a novel he wrote, becoming a brainless, wealthy cannon fodder who tries to take advantage of the protagonist early in the story. He looks at the pitiful, weak son who will later slaughter his way through the world, his face full of fatherly affection. That nose, those eyes, that bearing, those eight-pack abs! My son is the most handsome man under heaven! Great connections? They're all his! Great resources? They're all his! Beauties? They're all his! He even declares in the middle of a film set, "Nobody gets to bully my son!" Everyone: What kind of special kink is this? Everyone thinks Tao Ran wants to seduce Yan Chi, and even Yan Chi thinks so. But he waits and waits, until he's become a huge star and an international celebrity, and still hasn't even touched his sugar daddy's bedsheets! Yan Chi: Why are you so good to me? Tao Ran, full of fatherly affection: Son, you don't have to be embarrassed. Dad believes in you. You'd be amazing even without me. Dad knows you've got this! Yan Chi: ??? I thought you wanted to seduce me. So you really have been raising me as your son?! A certain someone locks the door in a huff, pulls off his tie, and sneers at the bewildered face before him. "Come on. I'll show you who's the daddy!" An overthinking, love-struck, miserable actor gong * a goofy, worrywart, fatherly CEO shou 1. Recommended novel by a friend, gong protagonist: Quick Transmigration: Rising Above the Rest by Jiazi Hai 2. Both are sexually inexperienced. No real-person inspirations, so don't read them as such. Please add my upcoming novel to your reading list: My Son Bound the Wrong Harem Magnet System Bai Li is the chosen Dragon Proud Heaven, and after years of hardship he's about to conquer the cultivation world. But when he binds an upgrade-system, he accidentally binds a harem magnet instead, becoming an Omega bastard son with nothing but a pretty face and a soft, delicate disposition. Bai Li: So what if I have to unify the continent somewhere else? I've had a no-frills start before. I know this job! The System is delighted: Our selling point is being a pretty, useless darling! You're stunningly beautiful yet frail as a willow. Everyone just wants to pamper you, love you, cherish you, and willingly give you everything! Bai Li sneers: Rely on my face? Who are you insulting? Don't you have hands? The System: ... It tries to fix things, but the plot gradually goes off the rails. Under the influence of his halo, all the Alphas start showering him with attention, but for some inexplicable reason, he gets them all caught up in the grind. A cannon-fodder character: An Omega as delicate as you should stay home and practice flower arranging... Bai Li lifts his eyelids and casually plants the man in the wall, where he remains stuck for ages. When he pilots a mecha for the first time, everyone expects the fragile Omega to faint because he can't withstand the mental pressure. Instead, Bai Li's mental strength is so powerful that he shorts out an A-class mecha. At the academy tournament, everyone waits for him to suffer a crushing defeat so they can be the first to rush over and comfort the beauty. But Bai Li takes on an opponent above his level, wins, and sends him flying. Seeing the stunned looks on everyone's faces, he says disdainfully, "Taking on someone above your level in a life-or-death situation is normal. You can't even do that?" Everyone: ... We'll go back and train harder! If training doesn't kill us, we'll train until it does! Everyone who had romantic designs on him gets dragged into a frenzy of competition. They go from reading smut to reading inspirational stories, and even a crowd of big shots dare not think back on that terrifying presence in their dreams. The System cries: I wanted you to conquer their hearts and bodies... Bai Li snorts: Did I conquer you? Everyone nods like pecking chicks: You did, you did. We wouldn't dare think otherwise. We never stop training, not for a single day. We submit to you body and soul... Nobody's suicidal enough to say no! Upcoming novel 2: After a False Awakening, the Fussy Beauty Ran Away Fu Yue Bai is a famously fussy beauty in the entire cultivation world. He's genuinely beautiful, and genuinely fussy. The little ancestor is adored without limit by the Moonlight Immortal Venerable above him. Elders from all the sects cherish him like a treasure, while below him, his childhood friend, heir to the foremost immortal sect, dotes on him and would hold him in the palm of his hand, giving him the stars if he asked rather than the moon. Fu Yue Bai is quite satisfied with this life, and for a time believes he and his childhood friend will successfully form a Dao bond. But one day, he suddenly awakens. It turns out he's just a universally hated cannon-fodder character in a sweet, doting cultivation novel. His master only dotes on him because he resembles his Dao companion, who ascended long ago. The sect indulges him only because they covet his body of glazed immortal bones. Worst of all, his childhood friend spoils him only to ruin him. On their wedding night, he'll gouge out his eyes and cut out his heart, then personally extract his immortal bones and give them to his true love. Fu Yue Bai sucks in a breath. How the hell is he supposed to put up with that? He kicks his childhood friend, who has come to deliver a pearl from a mermaid, in the chest and snarls, "Are you planning to gouge out my eyes because I look like him?" Yan Junheng: ?? Fu Yue Bai: And cut out my heart to use as medicine for that little demon? Yan Junheng sucks in a breath: !!! Fu Yue Bai grits his teeth: You even plan to extract my immortal bones and turn me into a cripple? Yan Junheng is too frightened to speak. Ancestor, what are you throwing a fit about now? But no matter how much he explains, Fu Yue Bai refuses to believe him. To save his own life, he runs away from home, shocking the entire cultivation world and making countless people ecstatic. The little ancestor has fallen out with that fiend? Doesn't that mean they all have a chance now? So when Yan Junheng finally manages to find the little ancestor, he sees him surrounded by all sorts of people vying for his favor and nearly chokes with rage. He grits his teeth in fury. The Chengying Sword transforms into countless streaks of light, hovering above them all. "Anyone who dares touch him will die!" Lately, the entire cultivation world has been gossiping about only two things. First, did the little ancestor return to the sect today? Second, has that fiend won him back yet? If not, when will they get a chance? Fu Yue Bai runs away countless times. By the time Yan Junheng has turned dark, he suddenly learns another truth as red silk binds their wrists. He isn't a fussy cannon-fodder character at all. He's the genuine chosen child of fate. The book he read was just a spiteful piece of fanfiction written by a fan who adored his childhood friend. Fu Yue Bai is speechless. Is this really just spiteful writing? Aren't you taking revenge on me? He turns to look at the man with bloodshot eyes and a stern expression, and meekly says, "I really won't run away again. Don't tie my hands up, or... how am I supposed to hug you?" With a click, golden immortal-binding shackles, lined with thick padding, are fastened around his slender ankles. The man opens his arms, his smile not reaching his eyes. "Now you can come hug me." Theme: Even when living in darkness, one should still gaze up at the stars