Special Grade Cursed Object: Guannan Mirror

Irreverent summary: Reborn as the Amnesiac White Moonlight of the Entire Jujutsu High; Thirteen Years of Hard Study, Yet I'm Still a First-Year; After Three Lives of Struggle, I Finally Graduated from Vocational School Guan Nanjing's technique lets him confuse truth and falsehood, and transform the real into the unreal. It sounds pretty awesome, but day to day he does nothing but turn his senior's cursed spirit balls into little flowers to make them easier to swallow, or temporarily pretend to be a frail high school girl and play his other senior's terminally ill girlfriend so they can cut the line for cake by making passersby feel sorry for them. It's all because his constitution is special. He's supposedly enrolled at Jujutsu High, but in reality he's being monitored by two "strongest" sorcerers. The trouble is, their personalities are even more chaotic than his constitution. -- Senior B: A hundred-million-yen bounty? What kind of deal is that? Same price as me? Senior B: What a waste to kill him outright. Should we stew him and eat him? Senior B: Or chop him into pieces and turn him into a cursed object? Then I want his eyes. Senior A smiled and played along. "I'll take the heart." Not realizing they were joking, Guan Nanjing silently cried: Could you let me go to school for one day before you kill me? I've never been to school, and I really want to know what it's like. Please. Their homeroom teacher, looking utterly distraught, beat his students. "You two! You know he's the new junior student, and you're still bullying him! Shut up, right now!" -- Although his two guardians had awful personalities, Guan Nanjing was still incredibly happy to set foot on a school campus for the first time. His biggest dream was to live to eighteen and graduate from Jujutsu High safely alongside his friends. -- But in the summer of his second year, he still died. Warnings: 1. The protagonist dies painfully and comes back to life three times in total. This isn't a reset: the timeline keeps moving forward, and the story doesn't start at Jujutsu High. The Jujutsu High arc begins around Chapter Ten. Parents, please think twice before reading if you can't handle the protagonist's death and some angst. Kisses. 2. The romance mainly involves one-sided crushes from the two seniors and a classmate. The one who confessed died, while the one who survived never confessed. You could call it a bad ending or an open ending. In the end, nobody ends up with anyone, with no main or side couples. Parents, please think twice if you can't accept that either! Kisses! Theme: Every child deserves an education and the chance to grow up well.