[Western Crossover] A Magic Shop in Gotham

The next story, [Western Crossover] Lucky E Cavalry, is now underway. Please add it to your favorites and leave comments! [Hello, everyone, I'm Adela Riddell, aka the Iron Cavalry. You were still debating whether to answer when you were summoned? Pathetic! Listen up: a dashing cavalrywoman's Master might be the biological demon spawn of a black-clad old fossil, a little spider who'll die of embarrassment when his identity is exposed, or a giant cat head in flowered pants who's almost two hundred pounds. Choose your hero and beat up Scarecrow together. How cool is that? Come on, go give Riddler a couple of big slaps!] That's more or less the gist. As a proper cavalrywoman, I don't smoke or drink. I patrol the streets until three in the morning every night, get up at seven the next day, and then curse out the scumbag Master who dumped all his work on me. Have I ever thought of quitting? Of course. But quitting is out of the question. Until I complete the task I was summoned for and collect enough Love and Peace points, this Lucky E cavalrywoman will never give up! To claim the grand prize, a chance to start over, Adela Riddell makes her grand entrance! *First-person narration. Partly FGO and a Western Crossover. *Divided into routes. The first route is a reverse-order Robin AU; the second is Spider-Man: No Way Home; the third is Arkham Knight. The plot will get heavily revamped, with all sorts of headcanons and plenty of fun references. It's all for fun! *Updates around eleven every night. Your favorites and comments are what keep me going, sob sob. For those who won't read a long blurb: Click ★ here ★ to see ★ Gotham's ★ daily ★ idiot ★ antics * Melina is a newly minted witch, broke and down on her luck. Everyone knows that witches should have their own magic workshop. Melina has just graduated from Crescent Witch School and has no money to build one, so she accepts the school's placement assignment... She gets sent to Gotham. * On her first day in Gotham, Melina says she wants a magic workshop of her own; Then she wanders into Black Mask's bar and turns him into a pig when he tries to attack her. On her second day in Gotham, Melina says she wants good friends to work hard alongside; Then a handsome black-haired, green-eyed man with amnesia, a handsome blue-eyed guy who's a bit clueless, and a disheveled handsome guy carrying a bow and arrows crash into her magic workshop one after another and fall into her cauldron. On her third day in Gotham, Melina says she wants to become the richest, most famous, and most legendary great witch in the world; Then the vigilantes corner her outside her workshop and demand she return their sons. Melina falls silent for a moment, then turns to glare indignantly at her companions, who are guiltily gazing up at the sky... "Liar!!! You never told me your dads were Batman/Superman/Green Arrow!!!" ** Attention: This is mostly a lighthearted, chatty slice-of-life story full of banter. We're not saving the world. Saving the world is exhausting, so let the kids take a break! There is a lot of OOC behavior and timeline tampering, with a blend of different settings. If that's okay with you, read on. The main story has no romance and focuses on friendship. The bonus chapters will probably pair her with Damian. The author is sensitive and doesn't accept writing advice. The author is a wage slave and doesn't accept demands for updates. It's just a silly, funny slice-of-life story with no particular theme. Readers who care about logic or historical accuracy should stay away. Theme: An inspiring story about a new-age witch making it on her own (?)