I'm Serious About Riding the Hype

The CP is that crazy teacher with the blindfold. I’m Lingling Freecss. That’s right, my dad is that number-one Hunter who only knows how to father kids, not raise them. I have the cutest little brother in the universe, and I switched careers from being a Hunter to working as a lackey reporter. Chasing headlines to meet my performance targets got me on the wrong side of a money-grubbing young master and the creepy Phantom Troupe. Later, the boss of the Akashi conglomerate recruited me to report for Jujutsu Weekly, so I got on the wrong side of the ceiling of the jujutsu world, too. After that, the money-grubbing young master pulled a shady stunt and trapped me into marriage, and the strongest dragged me off to learn jujutsu and work for free... What a life. It’s so eventful I could cry. But a working girl never gives up! Charge! Work hard to get divorced, and work hard to ride the strongest man’s coattails! [A selection of our finest headlines] "Shocking! 5T5 Caught at a Brothel Late at Night!" "Why Does 5T5 Wear a Blindfold? Because He..." "The Big Reveal! Why Are 5T5’s Lips So Moist?" "The Strongest Sorcerer’s Secret Day Off: We Follow Him!" "The King of Curses Shows Off His Irresistible Physique! He’s Ripped His Clothes Off Again! High Schooler Cries That He Can’t Afford More Clothes!" "The King of Curses Is Now a High Schooler’s Prisoner! So Miserable It Hurts to Watch! Click to See the King of Curses at His Worst!" "Why Do Some Male Sorcerers Have Such Long Eyelashes and Such Great Skin?" "It’s All Thanks to “This” That He Can Exorcise Evil Spirits a Hundred Times in One Night!" "Badass Sorcerer Starts Livestreaming to Sell Products! Looks Like the Pay’s Terrible!" "Can One Finger Earn You a Kiss from the King of Curses?" "If an Cursed Speech user says “Marry me,” do you have to get married on the spot?" This story will go premium on December 28 at 9 p.m. There’ll be a 10,000-word update then! Thank you, everyone, for supporting and reading! [Bows deeply] 2020.12.5 Screenshot for posterity Reader’s note: This is a silly story. Don’t take it seriously or nitpick. Includes alternate settings. If anything bothers you, it’s the author’s fault! First, let me kowtow a few times! Possible new stories: "Don’t Love Me, It Won’t End Well", a silly reverse-isekai crossover "[Journey to the West] What Do I Do Now That I’ve Become the Big Shots’ Property?" "The Genius Hero After He Becomes Disabled" "I’m Having a Hard Time Because I Don’t Know How to Raise My Disciples, Either" Theme: Success in both career and love.