Can I Get Six Eyes by Swapping Bodies?

[Check out my next story: "Okkotsu Wants to Be My Dog," paired with Okkotsu]

I'm a dress-up System, and one ordinary day I got bound to an ordinary white-haired Host.

At the time, I looked at his clothes and took a peek through his wardrobe. I was very pleased with his taste, and confident we would make the perfect team.

So, with his cooperation, I gave him a series of missions that suited him: collect cursed spirits and get dropped items.

My Host gradually obtained:

[Ten-Year Bazooka]: An item you can carry around or wear in your hair to make it softer and curlier. It lets you switch places with your future self for five minutes.

[Guardian Deity of Yokohama]: A somewhat old red scarf. The Port Mafia bosses all like it, and it's also a symbol of the boss's status. After being tainted by its previous owner's ability, the scarf mutated into an ability item. It can dispel the effects of supernatural powers and other anomalies.

One day, while fighting cursed spirits, an S-rank item drops at random: [Body Swap]. You can swap bodies with any target.

W-wait! What is this thing?

I, dressed up as a cute kitty, slowly typed a question mark.

I saw my Host's finger poised over "Confirm." He looked at me, practically itching to try it out. "I've always wanted to know what it feels like to be a System."

Wait! Is this what you're supposed to use this item for?

He slowly tapped it. My fur stood on end, and I let out a horrified yowl──

Then I looked at the white-haired boy in the mirror.

──I'd become my Host.

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Excerpt from the System's Diary:

A sunny day in some month of some year

After we swapped bodies, I belatedly realized that I, a System who only has to yell "666," had been forced to start grinding alongside my Host, a giant ape who kept working out even after turning into a cat?!

It's already eight in the evening, and I'm still at the gym.

I can't get out. I only wanted to lie around, so why won't my body stop moving?!

Help──

I'm crying so loudly.

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Leveling up in another world

HxH: Body swap currently unavailable

[Gojo-sensei will appear. There will be scenes with both Gojo-sensei and dk5.]

[Multi-fandom: Bleach, Detective Conan, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Hunter x Hunter, Bungo Stray Dogs, Cardcaptor Sakura series]

Reading guide:

1. There'll be trips to other worlds to have fun.

2. Based on the original works, but with lots of original headcanons and my own thoughts added.

3. CP: 5. Romance after adulthood. First-person narration + various POVs. Lots of closeness at Jujutsu High. It's a comedy, I swear. The girl is pretty ridiculous wherever she goes, not that I'm saying she's a dummy.

4. Feel free to give it a try. Hope everyone enjoys reading!

5. Lots of things are unknown at first. For instance, the girl System will be in an agender, chaotic state for quite some time. Early on, the female lead forgets her name and memories, but gets them back later. She's a System, after all, so this isn't a bug.

6. The story will probably have both a career plotline and romance.

The career plotline is the workaholics declaring: I'm the strongest, but I'm still not strong enough. The workaholics' careers never end!

The romance is mainly from the girl's side: Who am I, and when will my Host's affection meter reach 100 percent, huh?

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

P.S.:

I'm a new author, and this is a self-indulgent project. Feel free to discuss any plot bugs.

I know this story has a pretty niche premise. Still, I hope to get some encouragement and support. Thank you to all the lovely readers who've encouraged and supported me all this time!

I'm stumbling along as I write, but I have just one goal: to finish it.

Let's go!

Check out my upcoming story:

Please add my upcoming Genshin Impact story to your collection, please, please!

[Genshin Impact] What's wrong with living off the Traveler?!

After being reborn, I discovered that I'd become an immortal nonhuman.

Not wanting to waste my long life, I took a fishing rod and set off to travel and explore the world.

Huh? My thoughts? You're asking what I think?

Slurp. It has to be──

The fish in Teyvat are so delicious!!!

I could eat them for hundreds more years! [shouting]

Teyvat is huge, but I've left my footprints in every body of water across Teyvat.

Every restaurant has seen me order grilled fish.

But later, I never would have guessed that I, who made a fortune through fishing, would one day be hooked by a blond Traveler.

...Damn it! What about my dignity?!

I straighten my soaked clothes and drape their coat around me, looking all wronged.

The Traveler beside me offers a grilled fish:

"You must be hungry. Want to try some?"

Hmph. I'll let it slide for the grilled fish.

And then──

I was instantly won over by its incredible taste!

Waaah, bro, Brother Aether, my dear brother, wherever you're going, please take me with you!!!

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Cover and character designs gifted by artist @Tang Jiuxi, with design work by @Xiu. Copyright reserved.

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