Call Me a Special Grade Cursed Spirit

[This one isn't well written, so you can skip it. It's an embarrassing relic.]

Blurb:

Ten years ago, a shocking scandal rocked Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu High School.

Homeroom teacher Asai Junko was revealed to be a Special Grade Cursed Spirit. After her identity was exposed, the jujutsu higher-ups ordered her exorcism. She was hunted down by every jujutsu sorcerer still alive and died before her students.

Ten years later, no one expected the man hailed as the strongest jujutsu sorcerer of the era to choose to become a teacher at Jujutsu High.

Nanami: Did you really become a teacher just because "changing the people at the top won't change anything"?

Some white-haired man: Who knows?~^_^

But when Asai Junko appeared before him again, completely unharmed and exactly as she had been back then, a certain strongest sorcerer could no longer stay calm.

*

The white-haired man lowered his blindfold and pinned his former teacher between himself and the wall. His long lashes lowered, hiding the turbulent emotions in his blue eyes.

"This time... I won't let you get away so easily, teach-er." He lowered his voice, speaking almost against the woman's ear.

Junko smiled calmly. "You're still as awful as ever, Gojo."

She lifted his blindfold and rose on tiptoe, pressing her lips to his through the black fabric. "But your lips are still just as soft."

#Only children confess. Adults go straight to seduction#

Reading guide:

1. The heroine is wicked and plays innocent while outsmarting everyone. The hero is Gojo Satoru.

2. Crossover: Jujutsu Kaisen is the main focus; Fate, Bungo Stray Dogs, and Demon Slayer make brief appearances.

3. Adults in love, fast-paced romance, with the plot serving mainly as a backdrop.

The cover was commissioned. The artist's Weibo: A Blue Mackerel You Can Eat

Here's the blurb for an upcoming story~:

"[Crossover] I'm the Pirate Empress of the Grand Line"

↑ Also known as "About How I'm a Heartbreaker and Conquer the Entire Grand Line" / "A Savior Who Doesn't Want to Be a Heartbreaker Isn't a Good Jojo"

After waking up in another world, I found a voice in my head. It told me that if I wanted to go home, I'd have to tear open space with an enormous amount of energy. And how was I supposed to get enough energy?

"Dear reader, the Devil Fruit you've eaten, the Love-Love Fruit, happens to let you draw energy from other people. It couldn't be a better fit for you~"

...That sounded like a very dangerous and indescribable fruit, so I asked, "What exactly am I supposed to do?"

"The stronger someone is, the more energy they can provide. Don't hold back: go and [beep, ] with the strong ones!"

What? EXM, pardon?

"[Beep, ]" ^-^ ← The System

Among the strongest people in the Pirate King world, ranked by known bounties from highest to lowest, Kaido and Big Mom come in third and fourth, after Roger and Whitebeard.

My expression was like Crimson King: Just kill me now. Make it quick, thanks ⊙益⊙

"The fifth and ninth are Shanks and Katakuri, whom you really like~"

I immediately sat up straight. "Then our battle plan is...?"

"Date them, make them blush, take their first [■], and bring them into your [■] harem."

...I think you want me dead even faster :)

Reading guide:

1. Comedic and absurd, with a self-indulgent heroine and otome-game elements.

2. Content warning: readers who require both leads to have no past relationships, or who dislike yuri elements, please click away.

3. This is not a stock-picking story. Please don't try to pick a winning love interest.

4. People she is definitely going to pursue include, in no particular order: the fifth-highest bounty, the ninth-highest bounty, the moss-headed directionally challenged swordsman, the flamingo, the Sand Crocodile, the world's greatest swordsman, the male lead's brother, the Phoenix, the Three Admirals, the Pirate Empress, Yamato, Robin, and the Surgeon of Death.

Theme: Helping each other become better people and grow together.