I Was Drawn as the Boss of the Winery

Pre-release: BOSS Says, "Will You Guys Stop Fighting Already?!" A hapless BOSS transmigrates into an OOC, absurdist fanfic world. Please add it to your collection! Bai Yu is a comic artist NPC in an unfinished online game. One day, this world suddenly merges with a strange one, and all the original characters he drew become his secret identities. Standing beneath the cherry tree at the police academy, the pale ghost is already looking forward to clocking off and drifting over to Akihabara "...Hey, do you guys see something over there?" "I-it's translucent. Could it be..." "Huh? Hagi, can you be rational for once? How could there possibly be, " [System has detected a player triggering a hidden side quest: A Senior's Last Wishes!] [NPC background unlocked: The Ghost Beneath the Cherry Tree, head of the police academy's Seven Mysteries, a genius cadet who died on the eve of graduation.] [Player list: The Five Cadets] "A ghost!!!" "Someone! ...No, don't come any closer!!!" * The ghost NPC's story is only the beginning. Bai Yu is soon plunged into chaos [NPC background unlocked: A notorious devil instructor in the Organization, but in reality a multifaceted spy drawing countless paychecks, including but not limited to the FBI and MI6.] [Warning! With too many undercover forces in play, the idle System has encountered a bug. NPC, please fix it as soon as possible!] Looking at mission messages from different factions in his inbox, the Black Organization's BOSS calmly grips his phone. Hang on. First, he needs to resign. And so, that very day, the various official organizations discovered that their talented undercover agents... had suddenly defected. [System has detected players triggering a hidden side quest: My Uncle Can't Possibly Be a Traitor!] [Player list: Rye, Scotch, Bourbon] Bai Yu thought he'd fixed the bug and could go back to grocery shopping: ? Comic readers: What kind of ridiculous comic is this? His nephews get to pick one of three?! Going premium on 9/15 (this Thursday). Please support the official release! No CP. A silly, hilarious story, guaranteed not to be sweet? No, guaranteed to be sweet! Cover by my dear reader Shi Bei. I love you! Theme: Only hard work brings success