Bats Take Turns to Pass Through, and They Came to My House Today [Comprehensive British and American]

Foreign reporter: Mr. Pika, I heard that you are a big fan of Bateman. Now many superheroes, including Batman, have traveled to reality. What are your thoughts now? Unlucky protagonist: Mr. Kent, I'm so stupid, I shouldn't have cosplayed as Bateman to go to Comic Con. Little reporter: Call me Clark. Um? Your cosplay equipment is quite sophisticated. If not, well, I would have thought this equipment was real. The protagonist was in tears: I'm so stupid, really. I only knew that the frightened red hood that was being begged by fans to touch her breasts was extremely accurate. I didn't expect that he was the real person. At noon today, I walked over and said hello to him confidently and boldly, Hi! Jason, can I touch it too? He was very obedient. He didn't listen to anything I said. Not only did he refuse to touch me, but he also held the painting "Today's Dinner at the Wayne's House" that I drew. He came into my house in the middle of the night and almost beat me up... Oh, he said, if it wasn't for the delicious fried chicken I treated him to, he would have really beaten me up. "Huh? When did I treat him to fried chicken? No, Clark, your name seems to be the same as Superman... I understand, your parents are crazy fans of puff pastry!" The protagonist, a professional illustrator, is an ordinary fragile otaku who can lift a truck with one hand and works hard to build muscles but cannot get what he wants. He has a happy family and a prosperous life, and his mental state is extremely stable - unless he meets the living Bateman. Bateman is really here: Is it you? Protagonist: It's you! ! ! (Shocked) (fainted) (peacefully ascended to heaven) That night, the distinguished Batman successfully checked into Kuangfan's house and fell asleep "peacefully" under the gaze of a room full of his own life-like figures. The protagonist later discovered that he had indeed seen them before: the foreign kid who snatched his hamburger in elementary school and was caught by him forcing himself into the fried chicken bucket was the Red Hood; the foreign friend who climbed the highest peak in high school night and fell in love with him at first sight but left a fake mobile phone to fool him was Bateman: there was a car accident in college, and the kind-hearted foreign student who accompanied him to lift the car was Superman... ＊＊＊＊＊ Taking Chaoying to a comic expo? Traveling to Gotham? Stealing the Batmobile with Robin? (Daily events will be added at any time, please order) "By the way, are you interested in learning about... The Gotham War?" Bateman was silent. Bateman's Mask of Pain. Bateman hung the editor upside down on the roof of the Hua O building overnight. Purpose: The meaning of life is to help others