I Became a God Through Washing, Cutting, and Styling Hair

Eileen, a professional hairstylist, transmigrates to another world and immediately discovers that something is very wrong: The gods bestowed magic upon people's hair, and their hairstyles determine their power. But with the gods asleep and magic fading, everyone has become a punk, and even people with bangs are forced to slick their hair back! Eileen, whose long, golden hair has healing powers, grabs her scissors and shampoo. "I'm going to punish these idiots who know nothing about the art of hairstyling!" The fire-element prince with a perm who abducts women: Forget being the sun. I'll straighten your hair and toss you in the water! The evil Demon King with a highlighted mohawk: There's no saving him. Shave him bald and bury him. The handsome bald mage: "Um, would you like some of my homemade hair-growth potion? It can turn you into a great archmage in no time." Years later, a reporter interviews Eileen, the newly ascended goddess: "Everyone knows how you spread the art of hairstyling and became a goddess through washing, cutting, and blow-drying. But your followers would love to know: back when you had long, flowing hair and were being forced into marriage, why did you resolutely take up your divine weapon and blaze a new path for those suffering under oppression?" Eileen: "Because they wouldn't let me use my bangs to cover my pimples." "Um, you overthrew the Slicked-Back Hair Church and banned your followers from wearing that style, but later lifted the restriction. Was there some deeper reason?" Eileen: "Not really. I just suddenly realized that the Supreme God... ahem, my boyfriend, has slicked-back hair, and he looks really handsome with it." A spur-of-the-moment, totally uninhibited story! Completely off the rails! The CP is the Supreme God, whose slicked-back hair everyone hates. But he really is handsome with it. Theme: Hairstyles are important when you're human