My Master of Swordsmen Loves Her Blades

A B-rank corrupted citadel gets a new master today. The swords are all sharpening their blades, eager to kill the new Master, but within ten minutes, the new Master has beaten them all to the ground. Then the swords, sprawled across the floor, witness a truly shocking sight. The new Master clutches the sword in his arms and cries, "Wifey! Are you okay, wifey? I'll take care of you right away!" The sword in the boy's arms (his wife): ... The swords: We're the ones who need help, thanks! : ) #Master's perspective All the swords are my wives! No one is allowed to hurt my wives! So what if they're swords? Can't a sword be a wife? You're just ignorant! #Everyone else's perspective Hanyu Youya, a remarkable person who loves his swords more than life itself! He actually treats them as his wives! How extraordinary! #Slice-of-life, no plot #Severe OOC warning #All pairings involve the Master Theme: Kind people will ultimately be treated kindly by the world