Wait, Why Did I Level Up Again?

[The author's skills are limited. I'm writing what I want to read, shipping my own pairings, and entertaining myself. The comment section is for the girls to have a laugh. Feel free to throw tomatoes or flowers, but please don't start fights in the comments every day. The food I cook myself tastes best to me. Thank you.] The cultivation world is way too dangerous. Qi Refining cultivators are cannon fodder, Foundation Establishment cultivators get exploited, Nascent Soul cultivators become sect leaders and are rewarded with 996 work schedules, and Mahayana cultivators live in fear of being struck by lightning every day. The safest and most comfortable realm is Golden Core Perfection: you stay young forever and live a long life, your disciples bring you tribute, you have a car and a house, and you can spend every day lazing at home reading and gaming under the pretense of secluding yourself for cultivation. After Chu Lan transmigrated into this world, she set herself a lifelong goal: reach Golden Core Perfection. But she hadn't counted on being an unparalleled cultivation prodigy. She could cultivate just by standing around, comprehend the Dao with a sip of water, and have magical treasures chasing after her to acknowledge her as their master whenever she went out. Forget it, she'd just go to sleep. --Why had she broken through again when she woke up?! At this rate, she was getting farther and farther from her goal! - When Immortal Venerable Qi Jun descended to the mortal realm to undergo tribulation, he retained his memories. He kept away from the bustling crowds and waited outside the main hall of what was supposedly the cultivation world's number one sect for the admission results to be announced. Then a newly advanced Golden Core True Person pointed at him from a distance and said, "That one. When taking a disciple, you have to pick the best-looking one." Qi Jun: ... Someone else tried to dissuade her. "True Person Qing Lan, he looks good but is useless. He's got all five spiritual roots." "Well, would you look at that, all five spiritual roots! That means he can cultivate five times slower than me! I'm so jealous." Qi Jun: ... -- ① My old Weibo account mysteriously disappeared. My new one, @GuaguaHasBeenSqueezedDry, is up. -- [Next novel preview] "Immortal Arts Are Word Documents" In this world, demonic cultivators run rampant, the righteous sects sabotage one another, and the chosen heroes and heroines fall madly in love. They slap faces, level up, cultivate through endless melodrama, and write an epic romance for the ages. But after Chu Ji transmigrates, she has no money, no love, and no spiritual roots. To stay alive, she goes deep into the mountains and painstakingly digs up wild vegetables. Then a... Word document appears in her dantian? Years later, as everyone surrounds a traitor, Chu Ji, head of the Wude Academy, points lightly, and a demonic cultivator hiding in an illusion is exposed. The other sect leaders: "What immortal art did you use?!" Chu Ji, looking a little shy: "Bold text." "???" Another enemy releases a cloud of fog. Chu Ji points lightly, and the vast fog shrinks into a thin line. Her companion: "What immortal art is that?!" Chu Ji smiles tactfully. "Center alignment." "???" Chu Ji buys a new home at a bargain and gets to know the breathtakingly beautiful, unconventional demonic cultivator big sister next door. Chu Ji and she wear matching dresses and hairpins and stroll through the streets together. Chu Ji: Best sisters stick together for life! Jing Henyue: Hmph. Later, when faced with Jing Henyue's flat chest, Chu Ji loses her best sister. And remembers inviting Jing Henyue to share her bed. Theme: Be humble, and treat others kindly.