The Greatest Sword Cultivator, Seeking Only Defeat

[Complete] Chu Qi cultivated in the mountains for two thousand days and nights, and learned only one move: "Raise sword, stab!" The cultivation world is full of talented people and deadly dangers. Everyone has profound arts and is not to be underestimated. Her master orders her to go down the mountain and gain experience. Chu Qi: "...I'm scared." She encounters a bully in the Qi Realm and stabs him. The bully drops dead. Chu Qi: So weak?! Let's try someone stronger. She encounters a demonic cultivator leader and stabs him. The leader drops dead. Chu Qi: Why is he so weak too?! Let's try someone stronger. After countless such encounters, legends of Chu Qi spread everywhere, but she doesn't care. They're just empty fame. All she wants is someone who can make her swing a second sword. - After lying dormant for ten thousand years, the Demon Lord suddenly reappears and unleashes a world-ending crisis. Many elders of the cultivation world fall one after another. They say the Demon Lord is far too powerful, so powerful that no one can stop him or defeat him. Chu Qi rushes over at the news, gazing at the Demon Lord with tears in her eyes. "You're the one who can make me use my second sword, right?" The Demon Lord: "You insolent brat, die!" Chu Qi stabs! The Demon Lord drops dead. The righteous sects are stunned. The demonic sects weep. Chu Qi is numb. Why is everyone so weak? Amid the adoration and cheers, Chu Qi weeps into the wind. She really doesn't want to be invincible! - [Content warnings] 1. This is an absurdist story, and absurdity is the whole point. There are countless great stories on JJ. If this one's not for you, just pick another. 2. This is [not] a story with a strong female lead. The male lead is a cheerful, foolish doctor's son from a landlord family, and the heroine's childhood playmate. They like each other, and this is a one-on-one romance. If you mind having a male lead, or have specific expectations about the proportion of romance, please don't read. 3. It's short, written for the author's own amusement when stuck on another story. Idea dated 2025-04-07 - [Upcoming] See the author's profile for Wake Up, I'm Just a Background Character. Synopsis below: Chu Fan is an unnoticed background character, living in a corner no one cares about. One day, she suddenly awakens memories of her past life. This is a high-risk cultivation world that combines several novels. Her father is the aloof paragon of the cultivation world, and her mother is bound to a System that lets her turn back time as she pursues him. Her biological older brother is a merciless sword cultivator from a tragic romance. After being badly injured and losing his memory, he is rescued by a peasant girl, then returns after killing his wife to attain the Dao. Her junior fellow disciple is a heaven-defying hero from a comeback story. He falls off a cliff but survives and finds a ring inhabited by an old man. She alone is an ordinary person without spiritual roots, abandoned in the outer sect as a child. Her job is to pass by during the story's dramatic highlights and contribute scraps like "How terrifying," "Ahhh, so sweet," "gasping in shock," and "everyone booed them." And the black rectangle in her pocket turns out to be her phone from her past life! Chu Fan opens the camera and records her wonderful life. But she doesn't know that after she taps Save, everyone in the cultivation world, from sect leaders to entry-level disciples, receives a clip from an unknown source: [Homemade milk tea] Caption: A peaceful and happy life [heart] [rose] [heart] The cultivation world is in an uproar. A trace of the Heavenly Dao's aura seems to emanate from that caramel-colored immortal drink! Everyone: Which venerable sage has descended to the world? The whole world is searching for an all-powerful supreme being, a benefactor who changed the fates of all the chosen ones. Surrounded on all sides by the protagonists and villains, Chu Fan: "?" Get a grip! I'm just an ordinary person! Theme: Let go of your obsessions