You Might as Well Call Me a God

Through a twist of fate, when Qi Tianhe entered an infinite-instance game, everyone mistook him for a returning champion whose sole mission was to wipe out the game's evil faction. A total newbie, fresh out of the starter village, Qi Tianhe: ...This is absolutely hopeless. As a new player, Qi Tianhe instantly gained countless followers the moment he entered the game. They saw him as the dawn of light, a beacon on the sea, and a guide along the road of hope. “Boss, which lunatic from the evil faction are we taking out today?” “Hey, handsome, are we tackling an S-rank instance next, or an SSS-rank one?” “Do you think it's time to overthrow the game's rule and take control of our own fate?” Qi Tianhe: ... In these infinite instances, players are no more than ants. Qi Tianhe was lucky enough to obtain the Seven-Day Scripture: once mastered, it will eradicate the practitioner's human desires, turn them into a body fit for all spirits, and make every ghost bow before them. He tried to translate that into plain language. It basically meant that to master this art, you must first castrate yourself. ...It's time to find myself a godson in the game to look after me in my old age. New novel, Red Dust, One Fool [Book Transmigration], now available for advance follows: After Li Xiangfu transmigrated to a matriarchal country, he finally transmigrated back! To make ends meet, during his years in the other world he mastered music, chess, calligraphy, and painting; his embroidery and cooking were peerless, and he could manage a household with ease. The young master of the Li family, a thoroughly rotten schemer who had set his sights on the family fortune, was sent abroad. When he returned several years later, everyone expected him to cause a scene. Instead, they got this: Playing the guqin in the morning, doing double-sided embroidery at noon, and washing his hands before making dinner in the evening. Li Xiangfu: As tranquil as a chrysanthemum, free of wants and desires, quietly being myself. Do not disturb or @ me. Later: The stern, old-fashioned eldest son of the Li family: ...Little brother, go dancing at a club. The aloof, self-possessed second son of the Li family: ...Little brother, go fall in love. Old Master Li, exasperated that his grandson was wasting his life: ...Son, go wild! One day, the head of the Qin family came to visit and brought up a marriage alliance. Old Master Li: “I only have one daughter. I need to ask what she thinks first.” Qin Jin: “No need. I'm interested in your youngest son.” Old Master Li: “...Then you'll have to take a number. You're the twenty-ninth person this year who's wanted to go on a blind date with him.” “...” This blurb was screenshotted on November 1, 2020. Any plagiarism will be pursued! Theme: Standing by justice in the face of adversity and fighting evil forces.