Life Is Worth Living

[Complete] Bai Ci is like a source of light, drawing countless admirers to flutter toward him like moths to a flame. They live in the same neighborhood, and Lin Yunqi notices that everyone who gathers around Bai Ci either goes crazy, dies, or goes bankrupt. Then one day, Bai Ci stands outside his door and confesses, “I have feelings for you.” “…” To avoid meeting the same fate as those other admirers, Lin Yunqi takes the initiative and pretends to be crazy. “I am an immortal from Penglai. In a hundred years, I must report to the East Sea.” Bai Ci: “One moment.” He takes out a little notebook and checks it. “Your name is in the Book of Life and Death. You're mortal.” Lin Yunqi: “…” A mortal bottom forced to pretend to be an immortal × a ruthless judge of the underworld top. Note: Updates at ten every morning. Other times are for revisions. Set in a fictional modern world. Coming soon, please add My Heavenly Tribulation Can't Have Any Bad Intentions, right? to your reading list: Du Shenglan is the greatest genius in the cultivation world. He condensed sword energy at three, resonated with the Martial Dao Stele at five, and ventured into a forbidden zone alone at ten. Yet the only thing people ever said about him was: What a pity. What a pity that the Du family already had a favored son. What a pity that the Du family wanted to destroy Du Shenglan. Du Shenglan's father: “No matter how extraordinary your talent, you can't stand against your family.” A like-minded friend: “I didn't betray you on purpose. Helping you would mean offending two great cultivation clans at once.” His former master: “To destroy the Du family, you'd have to become the Heavenly Dao. But the Great Dao is impartial. If you become the Heavenly Dao, you can't take revenge for your own selfish desires.” On the Jiuchuan Continent, no one had ascended in three hundred years. They said the Heavenly Dao was flawed, and that the Mahayana stage was the pinnacle of cultivation. Thus the four great clans stood unshakable, wielding immense power. Du Shenglan: “...Interesting.” The four great clans join forces to hunt Du Shenglan, hoping to force him to ascend and mend the Heavenly Dao. That day, in full view of everyone, Du Shenglan finally underwent his tribulation and transformed into... heavenly lightning. “If the Heavenly Dao won't help me punish evil, then I'll become the lightning tribulation of the nine heavens! When I'm happy, I'll strike one person; when I'm worried, two; when I'm sad, three...” “Ten days make a period. I'll strike the Du family for the first five days, pick random lucky scumbags for the next four, and take the tenth day off.” “No strikes on wedding days, no strikes during mourning, and no strikes at the end of the year.” … A hilarious, vindictive bottom × a sinister, ruthless, lovestruck top. Note: The bottom will cultivate a human body again later, but his true form will remain a lightning tribulation. Theme: The world is beautiful, and life is worth living.