My Master Is Powerful, but He's Seriously Ill

Jiang Cen transmigrated into the body of the Seventh Elder of the Tianyuan Sect. Before her death, her nemesis placed a curse on her: the Mind-Body Reversal Curse.

What she thinks and what her body does are opposites.

Jiang Cen tried with all her might, but couldn't master the art of saying one thing and meaning another. Then the sect's recruitment ceremony arrived. To hide the fact that she was an impostor, she resolved not to take on any disciples.

But...

At the apprenticeship ceremony: "May I become a disciple under the Seventh Elder?"

Jiang Cen's thoughts: Absolutely not! (Her body: beckons him with a finger and gives him a flirtatious wink.)

During cultivation: "Master, could you teach me how to ride a sword?"

Jiang Cen's thoughts: No. Get lost. (Her body: wraps an arm around her disciple's slim waist and takes him flying on her sword.)

Little Disciple: Master treats me so well, though she's a little too enthusiastic.

Jiang Cen: This ridiculous plot makes me want to die.

Later, her little disciple noticed she was in a bad mood and brought her a bouquet of flowers. "Master, do you like them?"

Jiang Cen's thoughts: They're beautiful! I love them! (Out loud: Like them, my ass! Get lost!) (Her hands: brutally destroy the flowers.)

Little Disciple: QAQ?

Later still, her disciple's identity as a demon was exposed. His eyes bloodshot, he cried, "You never truly cared about me, Master!"

Jiang Cen panicked and tried to reach out to hug him, but instead sent him flying with a thunderous blow.

Jiang Cen: I'm done for.

At last, after her disciple returned as the Demon Lord, he tied her to a pillar and said coldly, "I hate how you always say one thing and mean another, Master."

A ridiculous comedy... I'll start writing when I'm in the mood.

Theme: Live in accordance with your true feelings