The Daoist Priest Chooses to Lay Low

Shang Junzhi's new life began as an ethereal Taoist priest. But things didn't go as he had hoped. He was practically forced into becoming a local earth god. Shang Junzhi: Wait! Stop! No! I don't want to live forever! I just want to hang on until the timeline where I can play video games! The Taoist priest in his dreams: A whisk in hand, sweeping away the dust; fingers forming the Formless Seal, saving others at the cost of himself; sword held at his side, reflecting the icy frost of heaven and earth. The Taoist priest in reality: Why are Shuten Doji and Ibaraki Doji from the Legends of Heian-kyo both girls?! Minamoto no Yorimitsu, don't come any closer! Fine, I'll help! Why are those two idiots from the Tsugikuni family in the Warring States period sulking at each other? If you have something to say, then say it properly! People don't care for that whole "love you but can't say it" thing anymore, okay?! And what's going on in the Taisho era? Are the man-eating demons who used to skulk around Heian-kyo really being this brazen now?! What was that explosion in Yokohama? It blew all the accessories off my clothes! Wait, why did I wake up in a research institute? What's this Human Order Preservation Organization thing? I'm clearly still alive, so why was I summoned as a Heroic Spirit?! Sure, my class is Caster, so I'm supposed to fight from a distance, but I'm a Sword Saint who gets up close and beats people without using Zhenshanhe! And even though my job is a Taoist exorcist, I'm really not a fraud! Brother Zheng, don't hit me! Someone, save me from this deadbeat! Help meeeee!!! Also known as: How to Stay Alive as an Exorcist Under the First Emperor / How Can a Land God Who Lost His Land Avoid Becoming a Warehouse Manager? / ...And So On. Save me from this deadbeat! I'm done being a Taoist priest! Theme: Focus on reality. Don't place your hopes in faith.