A Guide to Spotting Trash Men in the City

[Blurb] The first rule of being a city girl who plays the field: men are like shoes.

Some are like Manolo Blahniks. They rub your feet for a while, but eventually you develop calluses and get used to them.

Some are like Vans. They’re comfortable and let you walk and run with ease, but you can’t wear flat shoes for the rest of your life.

And some are like Stuart Weitzman 5050s. They make you feel like you’re eight feet tall, but you only remember to wear them when you’re sorting through your closet in winter.

So, to put it simply, you’ll never have just one pair of shoes your whole life.

Shoes are made to be changed up, and men are no different.

Theme: Finding true love