Collecting Death Flags

Sakurai is the landlady in District Six of the Main God Space's Death Character Recovery Center. Characters who die in any plane might be randomly assigned to live in her home, where they'll receive physical exorcism [crossed out] spiritual cleansing. Sakurai never expected the dead characters she collected to be one harder to deal with than the next. A certain high-minded owner of a Hierophant Green, Kakyoin: Sakurai-san, if you'd wear this office lady outfit, I could die without regrets. Sakurai: Hello? Main God? There's a pervert on my account. Can I apply to have his account canceled? A certain king with an excessively high Wessex deviation who died when his sword was destroyed: ...Sakurai, the water's been shut off. Sakurai: If you keep smoking on the shared balcony, I'll cut off your electricity too. A certain evangelism enthusiast, Douma: Sakurai-chan! Can you hear my heart pounding so strongly? That's love! Sakurai: No, your heart rate is just too high. A certain braided man who acts like everyone's mom: Sakurai, I have no power in my room. Sakurai: You know perfectly well you haven't paid rent in months, don't you? Please hurry up and send your younger siblings a dream asking them to burn you more spirit money. A certain swordsman with a birthmark who died young: Sakurai-san, could we eat together today... Sakurai: Shut up. Tomioka-san, can't you tell I hate you? Tomioka Fishy Fish [shocked.jpg]: What?! Question: As the landlady of the Death Character Recovery Center, what have you learned on the job? Sakurai [forcing a smile]: Thanks for asking. I'm at school, and my mental state is perfectly stable. I just saw an utterly ordinary pink-haired kid in my class punch a hole through the school building, and now my legs are a little wobbly. Theme: Life is full of hardship, so we should help one another