Buy One Boyfriend, Get One Free

The night before Valentine's Day, the recipient paid a high price online to book a boyfriend for a day.

The next day, he discovered that the boyfriend he'd bought had someone else with him.

A University's campus heartthrob, the famously aloof student council president.

The recipient jumped, thinking the heartthrob had come to bust an illicit transaction.

Instead, the heartthrob said, "Buy one Valentine's Day boyfriend, get one free. I'm the freebie. Enjoy!"

The recipient: ???

The thing was, the buy-one-get-one deal really was a gift. Once delivered, the guy wouldn't let himself be shaken off, no matter how hard the recipient tried.

The cold, handsome heartthrob was like chewing gum, following him around every day and smiling only at him.

Terrified, the recipient secretly went to the forum for help. But every comment asked whether he was trying to get a taste of peaches.

Then one day, the heartthrob posted an update saying he'd finally won over the person he liked, and openly tagged him.

Then the post blew up.

The recipient blew up too: Who said you could make our relationship public!?

The heartthrob hugged him and pouted pitifully. "You already had your way with me."

The recipient: Explain yourself. Who had their way with whom?

The heartthrob: Mwah~

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