[My next book, You Only Know How to Act, is now underway. This story is complete. Thank you all for your support. Lifting all my little angels up for kisses and hugs.]
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Synopsis:
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After traveling through thirty worlds, Su Huairan finally arrived in his thirty-first world, where he planned to settle down and enjoy his retirement.
In all those previous worlds, he'd been forced to remain chaste.
Simply put, he'd been single for thirty lifetimes.
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Su Huairan counted on his fingers and decided this couldn't go on. He was determined to become the hottest playboy in this world.
He brought out the golden finger the System had given him.
It was said that anyone who used it would possess peerless charm.
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[Ding! Golden finger binding in progress.]
[Little One Halo successfully bound.]
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Wasn't the Little One Halo the legendary power that made everyone love you and treat you like their own child?
Su Huairan was stunned.
He refused to believe it, and kept throwing himself into crowds of men.
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One day, Su Huairan took a liking to a man in gold-rimmed glasses, elegant and abstinent.
Su Huairan: I'm in.
He went over to flirt, only to have a bottle of Wangzai milk shoved into his hand.
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The handsome man looked at him with affection. "Drink more Wangzai milk. You're a kid, so you shouldn't always be drinking cocktails."
Su Huairan angrily threw down the Wangzai milk. "Dude, this is a bar. What do you mean, giving me Wangzai milk?"
Synopsis for You Only Know How to Act:
Zhou Zhenxing was forced into a wealthy-family marriage alliance. His intended was his childhood sweetheart, who had grown up with him.
His childhood friend had a slim waist, long legs, and a full eight-pack. His looks were exactly his type.
Except...
He was always scowling and ignored Zhou Zhenxing all day long.
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Zhou Zhenxing's response: No big deal. I can sleep with him and run. I'm a seasoned scumbag, after all.
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After they slept together, just as Zhou Zhenxing was about to run, he learned that his childhood friend had hit his head and lost all his memories.
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Zhou Zhenxing was thrilled.
He sat beside his childhood friend's hospital bed with the diary he'd spent all night writing, and began to read:
You used to be my biggest simp. You went crazy for me, lost your mind for me, and slammed your head against a wall for me.
You once rushed in to argue with over a dozen people who were bullying me, and got beaten black and blue, looking worse than you ever had.
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His childhood friend, who was perfectly fine from head to toe and had only been misdiagnosed by the hospital: "..."
His expression changed.
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Zhou Zhenxing didn't notice and kept reading:
For a while, I grew tired of our relationship. To get me to stay, you personally sent me 180 men, then knelt on the ground and begged me to love you again.
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His childhood friend: "..." Darling, I'm begging you, stop reading. If you keep going, I'm afraid I'll lose control and hit you.
While I'm at it, let me recommend my romance novel, Getting All Sleazy in a Horror World.
The important thing: it's a romance. If you little angels don't like that, just ignore the text below. Love you all, mwah.
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After Xu Yulan entered a horror world, she was hit by something called the Sleaze System.
System: Come on, get sleazy, earn points, win amazing prizes.
And so she embarked on a path to getting rich through sleaze.
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In the darkness, a vampire held a wineglass and drank alone beneath the moon.
The other team members tiptoed along, trying not to make a sound.
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Only Xu Yulan bravely approached him. "Man, I know you like me. This drink is for me, right?"
[Ten yuan]
[One hundred yuan]
[One thousand yuan]
Vampire: Someone dares to act even tougher than me. I like her.
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Then Xu Yulan stole Sadako's hair, taught the spirit of the pen that its handwriting was bad, and finally...
Finally, she declared that the ultimate big boss of the horror game was in love with her.
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With one outrageous move after another, Xu Yulan got rich as she made her way through each game.
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It had thought everyone was the same, boring and dull. In the end, it realized it was wrong.
There were people like Xu Yulan in the world.
It clutched its chest, almost unable to catch its breath.
Theme: The two support each other, grow together, and become better versions of themselves.
I don't understand, how can you memorize the script if you don't know how to read?
??? Why did it end so quickly? QAQ I also want to watch QAQ
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard
Finished spreading flowers! What a big deal!
Happy New Year!
Ah, this is the end of the show!? The ending was a bit sudden.
Finished spreading flowers??(Although a little surprised ((●.●))
Happy New Year from the author
Happy New Year!
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