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Synopsis:
To return to reality and claim five hundred million, Yu Qinghuan used a secret identity to work her way through several small worlds. This is the last world she has transmigrated into.
The original host was targeted by her teammates because she was too beautiful. On the first day of the talent show, they landed her in the hospital, and by the end of the book, she had been bullied to death.
System: Host, become a top-tier star and win over domineering CEO Lu Jian. Make him follow the rules of gentlemanly conduct for men in the new era and turn into a little lamb at your feet.
Yu Qinghuan: Thanks for asking. I've already got a headache, sob sob.
Back on the day of the talent show, her competitors put their all into their hot dance routines, sweating profusely.
When it was Yu Qinghuan's turn, she was always half a beat slow, yet managed to hit every other beat perfectly. She was just like Flash, the sloth from Zootopia.
The comments filled the screen with laughter: Followed the sloth girl!
She was clearly in last place, yet still made it through. Her haters accused her of using connections to get special treatment.
Yu Qinghuan wore an utterly harmless expression. "If the stage were big enough, I could do a continuous 360-degree backflip."
At a speed skating exhibition, Yu Qinghuan accidentally stole the spotlight from the speed skating champion guest by beating her by 0.01 seconds.
After crossing the finish line, she couldn't stop in time and showed off a graceful speed skating stop.
The champion guest was stunned.
Her fans went wild: Holy crap, she's unleashed her ultimate move!
Yu Qinghuan was half sheepish, half helpless. "Well, if I changed into figure skates, I could do a quadruple Axel right here on the spot."
That night, the top trending post was from domineering CEO Lu Jian, who tagged Yu Qinghuan: I won't watch the Winter Olympics without you.
The whole internet was stunned. Was a romance being revealed? Everyone gathered to gossip.
Yu Qinghuan casually posted a photo of herself with some animals at the zoo: I only like little lambs.
Lu Jian replied: I'm a sheep.
Bonus scene:
Yu Qinghuan accidentally played aloud a voice message from her best friend: Qinghuan, has he become a little lamb at your feet yet?
The aloof, elegant man walked over, leisurely unbuttoned the top button of his shirt, and gazed at her with deep, phoenix-shaped eyes. "When?"
"W-what?" Yu Qinghuan was full of question marks.
"When will you let me kneel at your feet?"
Yu Qinghuan: "..."
* A heroine who acts like a drama queen on the surface but is secretly a top-level expert x a hero who seems aloof and chaste but secretly adores the heroine's theatrics
* The novel opens with a girl group talent show, then focuses mainly on a dating reality show.
* A goofy, feel-good novel. The leads' names come from Su Shi's poetry: There is a taste to life, and it is called Qinghuan.
(Synopsis saved on 2021.4.23)
[Upcoming Novel] The Herbal Beauty Goes Viral on a Medical Reality Show
Lin Xingxing is an apricot tree leaf. Because of its beauty, doctors throughout history have kept it between the pages of medical books as a lucky bookmark. She has lived through classic medical texts such as Compendium of Materia Medica, Collected Works on Acupuncture and Moxibustion, and Comprehensive Medical Encyclopedia of Ancient and Modern Times, as well as various medical books from the twenty-first century.
One day, she transmigrated into the body of a young female doctor in a book. After a medical dispute, she was hounded online and pushed into the eye of a storm, eventually dying a tragic death.
When Lin Xingxing arrived, the original host was holding a lethal overdose of sleeping pills.
She examined herself and found that the original host's body was suffering from various imbalances, so she prescribed several remedies to help regulate it.
Just then, a TV station launched a program called The Most Beautiful Doctor. Hoping to generate buzz, the producers invited Lin Xingxing, who was being vilified online, to appear on the show.
The audience, already full of negativity toward her, hoped she would make a fool of herself.
But things took a different turn...
A patient with persistent headaches appeared. The doctor guests were cautious and began examining the patient's various test results.
When it was Lin Xingxing's turn, she looked at the patient's pupils, tongue coating, and palms, then concluded: "It really is persistent."
Haters: This is hilarious. Is this really how you're trying to get attention?
Lin Xingxing smiled and said, "When qi and blood are both deficient, and the evils of wind, cold, summer heat, and dampness injure the yang meridians and remain lodged there, the result is called jue headache..."
"Acupuncture has its own unique effect in treating headaches. For yangming headaches, Yintang can be chosen as the main point; for taiyang headaches, Dazhui; for shaoyang headaches, Shuaigu..."
Haters: What the heck is she talking about?
Lin Xingxing performed acupuncture on the patient on the spot. The patient immediately felt clear-headed and much more comfortable.
The expert judges concluded: "Doctor Lin's method is very scientific and advanced."
Haters: Holy crap!
Then a patient in a vegetative state appeared on the show. The guests and experts were at a loss, but Lin Xingxing said, "Medicine can't solve every difficult and complicated illness, but this gentleman's time to wake up has come."
Haters: Maybe, but do you really think we'll believe you?
The second son of a pharmaceutical magnate suddenly woke from his vegetative state, shocking the world.
Lin Xingxing became an internet sensation and a celebrity doctor. With online medical consultations taking off, she patiently offered advice to everyone. She posted: I'm not a celebrity. I'm just an ordinary doctor.
Netizens: But you're the most beautiful doctor!
The hero, the eldest son of a pharmaceutical magnate and the new heir, had been suffering from severe chronic insomnia. Lin Xingxing's program helped ease it. He sought her out, hoping to invite her to become the group's chief expert.
The hero said reservedly, "Hello, Doctor Lin. Could I take up a little of your time?"
Lin Xingxing: "I'd be happy to help. Your condition isn't complicated. You've had severe chronic insomnia for a long time, right? I'll write you a prescription and guarantee it'll cure you."
The hero: "???"
[Upcoming Novel] I Went Viral After Livestreaming to Women in Ancient Times
The favored consort of the tyrant of the Yun Dynasty suddenly died for unknown reasons. A hundred concubines were tortured to death during interrogation, and a thousand palace maids suffered a terrible calamity.
On her first day in the palace, Yu Xiaoxiao was tied to a torture device and beaten to death by cruel officials.
Yu Xiaoxiao discovered that the System had mistakenly sent her to the Yun Dynasty. It then sent her back to the twenty-first century and told her to livestream to women in ancient times through an interdimensional broadcast.
Thinking of those humble, pitiful women of the past, Yu Xiaoxiao decided to help them awaken.
She was taking part in a lifestyle and dating reality show as a lifestyle expert...
During a flower-arranging contest, while the other guests focused on romance,
Yu Xiaoxiao said, "The arrangement of the main branch, secondary branches, and filler branches is very particular. You need to balance the dense and sparse, and connect the empty with the solid... Learning flower arrangement isn't about pleasing others, but pleasing yourself. And of course, you can make money from it, too."
Women of ancient times: So flower arranging is useful after all!
During a business simulation contest, while the other guests showed off their affection,
Yu Xiaoxiao said, "I suggest investing 54% of your savings and keeping 46% as cash flow to ensure financial security and cover unexpected expenses. Here's a simple example: if you have thirty sheep..."
Women of ancient times: So this is what investing and managing money means!
During a simulated medical emergency, she demonstrated CPR herself. During a simulated fire escape, she showed them how to get out safely. She taught them yoga, baking, bartending...
Women of ancient times: Xiaoxiao, you are a goddess. We want to follow your example.
At the show:
Teacher Yu, I never would have thought you could identify liquids by their density.
Teacher Yu, I never knew you had to compare the flour and water like that when fermenting dough.
No one expected Yu Xiaoxiao to become an internet sensation this way.
"My child has started loving to study after watching Teacher Yu's show."
"Xiaoxiao is a walking encyclopedia of everyday life!"
"I've become great at handling everyday things by following Xiaoxiao."
As her livestreams reached deeper into the Yun Dynasty, women began to pursue natural beauty, self-respect, and capability.
When the tyrant suddenly fell ill and the imperial physicians were helpless, Lady Wan hurriedly performed CPR.
Everyone called her shameless, but the tyrant was saved, and he wanted to make Lady Wan a noble consort.
Lady Wan: "I'm sorry, Your Majesty, but why not let me leave the palace? The shops I've invested in will feed me for the rest of my life."
The tyrant: "?"
After Yu Xiaoxiao became famous, Fu Lun, the big shot behind the show and heir to the Fu family business, suddenly tagged her on Weibo: I've booked a table at the Hermes Grand Hotel. Let's discuss your contract for the next season.
Yu Xiaoxiao was livestreaming to the entire internet and, at the same time, explaining to people in ancient times: "According to analysis, when a man takes the initiative to invite a woman to dinner, there is an over 80% chance that he admires her, or is plotting..."
The whole internet: Hahahahaha...
Fu Lun: Where's my knife! Where's my knife!
Bonus scene:
Yu Xiaoxiao: My dear beauties from ancient times, today's livestream is starting. First, let me share a quote with you.
"Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful." - Sophia Loren
[Upcoming Novel] The Top Star Is My One and Only Minister in a Dating Reality Show
- The most beautiful empress transmigrates from ancient times to the modern day and meets her top-star guard on a dating show
[Upcoming Novel] I Went Viral in the Entertainment Industry by Pairing People Up
- The most beautiful matchmaker transmigrates from ancient times to the modern day and arranges dates for the entire entertainment industry
[Completed Novel] The Goofy Best Actress, Loyal to Her Country
- The most beautiful actress sparks a patriotic trend in the entertainment industry
Weibo: Douzi Yu. Daily updates. I'll ask for leave if anything comes up.
Theme: Finding happiness in life and discovering beautiful love!
Deleted Scenes and Bonus Stories from The True Colors of a Detective
Tracking Strange Cases [Criminal Investigation]
Hong Kong Metaphysics Crime-Solving [The 1970s]
Genius Portrait Artist [Crime Investigation]
After I Drove the Old Ancestor Mad
Soul Detective [The 1990s]
Yun Xueyan
Solving Cases Through On-Screen Comments in a Period Drama [Crime Investigation]
Transmigrated to the 1990s, I Made Billions
The Hilarious Best Actress, Serving Her Country with Absolute Loyalty
National Goddess Transmigrates into a Pitiful Nobody in the Entertainment Industry
The Wolf King Bullies Me for Being a Fox
I silently took down the pine wood and mint from my cabinet and mixed them together and smelled them. Sorry, I smelled a faint smell of mothballs hahahahahaha!!
Sorry, I really don't understand what it means to "always step on the drums half a beat slowly, like a sloth." Either someone else is trying to take the shot, or she is just slow. Can this situation exist? It's weird. The truth is weird.
The title is so familiar. XXX is obviously very strong but is overly frivolous. Is this a trick for the title?
Ah, is the heroine really serious about strategy?
Hahahaha, it's so funny that you still feel a sense of accomplishment when you hit someone.
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, But why do you forgive bullies so easily? Wasn't the original owner bullied to death?
I always feel that the heroine's character is weird and contradictory
How can I put it, some places look a bit awkward, especially when describing other people's reactions to the protagonist and the audience's reactions, it will be very flat, just like being set as an NPC to speak. However, this aspect is indeed difficult to write. You can give more thought to the description of other people's psychological activities and dialogues.
Are you sure it's a joke and not a joke?
Hahahahahahahahaha so funny