I Got Carried Away After Becoming the Richest Family's Paper Doll

[Please add my upcoming story, "After the Boss Takes a Liking to Me [Infinite]," to your collection!]

After Xiao Ziren dies, he transmigrates into a little paper figure. The Handbook for Becoming a Spirit says that to take human form, he must spend a long time with someone who possesses the aura of a true dragon.

So he sets his sights on the nation's dream husband, Qin Ji.

To land the job, Xiao Ziren picks up a second-hand phone and, with a serious look on his face, sends over a list of his strengths.

--Maoshan Taoist priest, available for ghost exorcisms. Inquire for details...

--Superstition! Reported!

Xiao Ziren: ?

*

After repeated failures, Xiao Ziren sits dejectedly beside a flower bed, his butterfly-wing-thin little feet kicking in the air. He looks up and sees Qin Ji.

The bastard looks serious. The bastard stares without blinking. The bastard... casually slips him into his pocket and takes him home.

And so, he realizes:

This man judges by looks. :)

*

As his status grows ever more exalted, Xiao Ziren decides to... let loose!

Snacking, sleeping in, smacking the Alaskan Malamute, playing games, catching demons, and rubbing the mighty Taotie beast. Life couldn't be sweeter~

--Wait, where's my head?

You bastard! When you take your original form, could you please stop biting my paper head? You're a Taotie, not a dog!

--Damn it, I'm going to explode!

My next infinite-game story, "After the Boss Takes a Liking to Me," is coming soon. Please add it to your collection~

★The gong didn't exactly stab the shou for no reason!

Luo Ziye is one of the troublemakers in a psychiatric hospital. He has severe schizophrenia, and not long ago, he was stabbed by his fellow patient and boyfriend. He died a glorious death.

After his glorious death, Luo Ziye arrives in the hell of the afterlife.

[Prison Stele: Welcome to the hell of the afterlife. If you successfully get out, you may do anything you want. Anything.]

Luo Ziye sneers. "Can I kill my husband, too?"

[Prison Stele: ...]

*

The hell of the afterlife has nine levels above and nine below, and every level makes life difficult. But because Luo Ziye is beautiful, there are always people trying to "take" him.

On one trip to a lower level, a fellow inmate advises him: "Xiao Ye, this level is really hard, especially that boss. He's..."

The boss suddenly turns tender and affectionate. "Baby, I've been waiting for you for so long!"

Luo Ziye, expressionless: "He's what?"

The fellow inmate, despairing: "He's... he's damn weird!"

*

After clearing all nine levels, Luo Ziye taps the Prison Stele. "Where's my ex-boyfriend? Let him out so I can hack him to death."

[Prison Stele: ...Baby, how about we choose another way to die?]

Luo Ziye pulls out a gleaming saber. "What?"

[Prison Stele: ...Die of sweetness?]

Luo Ziye: "..."

[My friend's romance novel, "She's Always Running Away." Feel free to check it out~]

Theme: Stay optimistic and face life's hardships with a positive attitude. Work together to fill an ordinary, exhausting life with fun!