Gotham's Priest Prays Online [Western Crossover]

A new priest has arrived at Gotham Cathedral. Everyone thinks the poor guy won't last long before he has to leave. After all, this is Gotham. Jonathan (clutching his little secret identity tight): God will never abandon any of His people! I will spread the light of the Lord to every corner! But figuring out how to win over believers in Gotham is a daunting challenge. First, the church needs protection from fire, thieves, and bullets, to ensure the safety of its congregation and their property. A certain king of Gotham's underworld: Anything money can solve isn't a problem. Next, the light of the Lord needs to shine in the darkest places, where everyone can see it. Arkham and Blackgate Penitentiary are perfect choices. A certain Gotham maniac: If you've got money, donate money. If you've got a life, donate that. Everyone, be generous! And to raise Gotham Cathedral's profile, we need to expand the reach of the light of the Lord... A certain Asgardian victim: Thanks a lot. Finally, go catch a Templar Knight in the wild, and then you can switch into management mode. After Jason escaped from hell, he came up with an ambitious revenge plan. First, he needed reliable, obedient companions who shared his goals. Jonathan: Like me? Jason: ...Let's move on to the next topic. Pairing: Arkham Jason. Warnings: Jonathan is a fake saint, Jonathan speaks in a stilted, translated-sounding way, and Jonathan isn't human. OOC warning: Whoever the protagonist meets goes out of character. (Couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I decided to rewrite the blurb.) Completed work: Someone Always Wants My Bird's Life. A plug for my new work: Mr. Kryptonite of Central City A lucky mining tycoon suddenly appeared in Central City. The tycoon was graceful and handsome. On the very first day his company opened, he drove off a bank robber by hurling gold bars at him. From then on, everyone knew him as a nouveau riche. Everyone wondered if he would become the third contender for the cover girl's affections. Griffith: What a vile slander! My only love is my career! And then he became a wonderful assistant to the secretaries and a model boss in the eyes of other executives. The Osborn Group and the Lex Group: Now that's what a normal CEO should be doing. A FedEx courier suddenly became part of every superhero's daily life. Like a golden ghost, the courier vaulted over mountains, swam across oceans, outran the fastest thing in the universe, and crossed battlefields full of bullets, arriving precisely at their side from amid the vast crowds, with a dog in tow. All to put a package in their hands and humbly beg for a five-star review. Extremely Wary Bat: What happens if I give you one star? Griffith: You can die, dear. A new post quietly appeared on the Justice League's encrypted channel. [My boyfriend is rich, his family owns a mine, and he even runs a farm. But he's always busy and never around. He even disappeared on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. I'm wondering if I've been neglecting him because I've been so busy lately, and I'm worried he might be up to no good.] First reply: Go count the animals on the farm and see if any are missing. And Barry, remember to use anonymous mode next time. Theme: Fighting crime and evil, and spreading love and kindness.