Mr. Kryptonite of Central City [Western Crossover]

Central City suddenly gained a lucky mining tycoon. The tycoon was charming and refined. On the very first day his company opened, he drove off bank robbers by pelting them with gold bricks, and from then on, everyone knew him as a nouveau riche. Everyone wondered if he would become the third contender for the cover girl. Griffith: Slander! My only interest is business! Then he became the secretaries' helpful assistant and the bosses' role model. The Osborne Group and the Lex Group said: Now that's what a proper CEO should be like. A FedEx courier suddenly became part of all the superheroes' daily lives. The courier was like a golden ghost, crossing hills, swimming seas, outrunning the speed of light, and making his way through battlefields filled with gunfire. With a dog in tow, he could find them precisely in the middle of a vast crowd. All to put a package in their hands and humbly beg for a five-star review. Extremely wary Bat: What would happen if I gave you one star? Griffith: You could die, dear. A post quietly appeared on the Justice League's encrypted channel. [My boyfriend is rich, his family owns a mine, and he runs a farm. But he's always busy and never around. He even disappeared on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. I wonder if I've been too busy and neglected him lately. I'm worried he might be doing something bad.] First reply: Go count the animals on the farm and see if any are missing. And, by the way, Barry, remember to turn on anonymous next time. (P.S. The protagonist is orange kryptonite and can grant animals superpowers.) [Spoiler Warning] [In response to reader feedback, the alternate-route ending is not a traditional happy ending, but the author doesn't consider it a bad ending. The pairing hasn't changed.] Completed: Prayers of the Gotham Priest, Live Coming Soon: Someone Says My Power Ring Is Fake Blurb: Phyllis Samantha obtained a power ring in a flight accident. Being a superhero felt pretty good, and the ring was great too. Apart from needing frequent recharges and having an embarrassing oath, its functions were identical to those of a real power ring. Phyllis had wondered if it wasn't a real power ring, because the ring bore the words: made in Yiwu. But the ring promised a six-for-one refund if it was fake. So Phyllis ended up with seven power rings. Now, here's the question. She only has one lantern. How can she keep seven power rings fed? Other heroes save people all over the world. Phyllis saves people, then searches the world for chargers. Someone glowing red showed up at Dr. Banner's house. "Sorry to bother you. Could you help me charge this?" Arkham Asylum was invaded by a wash of yellow light. "Nothing personal. I'm just here to charge up." Hal carefully carried his power battery to the Watchtower. Under the strange looks of his colleagues, he resolutely defended the Green Lantern Corps: "That's a counterfeit power ring! The genuine ones don't work like that!" At last, a day came when Phyllis had to go all out. Heroes from every corner watched eagerly, wondering what exactly she was. Phyllis clasped her hands and recited the power ring oath. "Power ring containing the power of creation, awaken, shine! I command you as your ring bearer, grant me the power of the spectrum, activate Super Fusion Mode, Seven Rings United, Unrivaled Under Heaven!" Sinestro's face turned red. "You fake Lantern!" Theme: Good people deserve good things.